Men ‘relieving’ themselves in public

I stopped the car, asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. He replied, while still pissing & turning towards me, ‘It’s a bush’. I didn’t know which car was his so did not take a reg number

 

Hmm, sounds very confusing.

 

S

what don’t you understand?

 

You said " Man relieving himself on grass verge, aiming towards woodland."

So this is with his back to you, the window and any people ...

... how did you know he was urinating?

You're saying someone's front room window is 10 yards from a grass verge leading onto woodland ...

... that doesn't sound credible tbh.

 

In fairness to the 2 'gentlemen' you said it was 2 'quiet' places. Maybe they thought so too so took the opportunity to 'relieve' themselves and just by happenstance you just so happened to witness both occurrences.

I suppose the real question here is 'would you take a piss in either place'? If so, then you're either a peeping Tom or in the wrong place at the wrong time 2 days off the belt... **** happens

 

Ok, I’ll take it slow.
I’m driving on a residential street on a housing estate. To my left are houses, with maybe a 5m long front garden & low walls in front of those, to my right is a grass verge then woodland. On my right is a man standing on grass verge pissing towards bushes. I can see he is urinating as I drive towards him.
The rest of what you said is nonsense, why would I make it up? My parents have lived there for over 50 years.

 

No
I wouldn’t piss in either place.
Yeah, **** happens, I don’t remember it being so brazen hence the question, which no-one has answered. As a male dominated forum I thought I might get some insight.

 

Plus the width of the road you were on and the width of the verge ...

... that's way more than 10 yards from the window isn't it?

A normal residential road is 8/9 yards alone, plus a couple of yards for the verge.

 

This must be the strangest thread ive ever read on here.

 

There is a total difference between a man and a woman, when I say I need one, I mean I need one, when my wife says she needs one she says don’t worry I can wait till I get home it’s only three hours away.

 

Ok, if I say he was 20m from front window does that make it better for you?
Bear with me, I’m a woman, measurements are not my strong point

 

I'd say it's just a coincidence that it's happened twice in two days, as far as I know we haven't recently passed some unspoken rule that means we can take a leak anywhere we want.

 

That would be considered sexist and insulting if a man said it tbh.

 

Thank you.
I have never seen someone peeing in a residential street in the afternoon, maybe I’ve been lucky. I remember when I was younger men would go behind a hedge or somewhere secluded, but not in the street in broad daylight.

 

Not being difficult, but if that was the case how did you know what they were doing?

 

When you’re 70+ and take blood pressure tablets, you might find that your need to pee becomes more urgent. I have to plan my journeys accordingly. If we’re going on a long journey I skip the tablets.
It’s not like “I need a pee, we’ll stop at the next service station”.
It’s more like “I’m going to piss myself in the next 5 minutes, find me a tree.
Getting old has it’s downside.

 

Too busy looking at the snakes eye methinks?

 

Y

Yes it does, when I need to go, I really need to go. But I have to plan around that.
That being said, I understand the need, what I’m questioning is the lack of discretion
Oh, both of the gentlemen concerned were no older than 35

 

So did Peter not say anything?