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Men ‘relieving’ themselves in public

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Peterslass, Jun 29, 2021.

  1. brb

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    When you need to go, you need to go. It's not ideal and you'd expect people to try and be as discreet about it as possible, but it's human nature, we have to piss or end up seriously ill if we don't.

    Aside, I think I'm correct in saying if you went 24 hours without pissing you would end up in hospital. I know that's not your point, but you also don't know if those two guys have any medical needs, that are not easily attended when away from home.

    Anyway I need to go and empty my bag now, so fook you, yer nosey git.
     
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  2. Peterslass

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    I’m really not, I asked a question. No big deal.
    Your reply “I think you need to find a better way to pass your time tbh ...

    ... if you were a man spying on women, in this way, you'd be called a peeping Tom.” was unnecessary & uncalled for. Added nothing of any use to any discussion & certainly didn’t answer the question asked.
    Now, are you really so bored you want to continue this, ‘cos quite frankly I’ve got better things to do.
    Goodnight
     
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  3. Peterslass

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    Well that’s just a load of c**p. Well done you
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

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    "Added nothing of any use to any discussion & certainly didn’t answer the question asked."

    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  5. brb

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    What did you did you do in your spare time today Peter?

    I wrote on a footie forum about two guys I saw pissing in public.

    and...I'm supposedly the one talking crap! <laugh> BRAVO. <applause>
     
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    Peterslass I’ll have you know!!
     
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  7. Peterslass

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    Wow
     
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  8. Porterfield73

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    Our postie regularly goes for a piss in the bushes at the end of the street, I suppose most postie's have their piss stops on their rounds, when you gotta go......
     
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    All i can say is stay away from golf courses peterslass
     
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  10. The Exile II

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    I'm having a piss right nnnow.
     
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    Even when you do go and do it in a quite secluded place in the dark you can come unstuck as I found out in London once. Apparently the bushes behind Clarence House are guarded by soldiers. Let’s just say their weapons were bigger than mine and I beat a retreat.
     
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    ? What? He called you Peter, your name is “Peterslass” so I was simply correcting him! Get a grip
     
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    Aye you could be in the middle of the moors, not seen another soul for hours. You pick a nice private spot and start relieving yourself. A tourist bus appears from nowhere and pulls up next to you. A battalion of Girl Scouts parachutes in. Sky News choppers circle overhead, which does at least take care of some of the Girl Scouts.

    Oh and Peterslass walks past <laugh>
     
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  14. Disco down under

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    What the **** is going on here...
     
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  17. brb

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    During covid the postmen and women, still delivered the mail. Yet pubs were shut, public loos were closed, wonder where Peter thinks all these people went for a piss...hmmm....it's ok if you work near a supermarket or your home...

    https://www.mytipsandadvice.co.uk/2...ing-in-public-wins-40-000-UKTAPSAR_EU23030201

    Quote: 'The tribunal also acknowledged that R really had no option in the absence of nearby toilet facilities.'
     
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  18. SAFCDRUM

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    I've forgotten the amount of times I've had to take a piss on the way home. I do try to do it off the beaten track but yeah, been hundreds of times.
     
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    Some people go to extremes to gain attention seeking, whereas Joe Bloggs taking a leak in a lay by because he's been caught short wouldn't really attract any attention seeing as it's an everyday event.
     
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  20. E.T. Fairfax

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    I used to get stage fright when taking a piss in public. The thought of the risk of anybody seeing me? Would be a non starter Im afraid. Even on nights out, after downing pints, if anybody stood next to me at a grotty urinal before my piss started, that would be it. Zip up and try again later, no matter how full my bladder was. The blokes standing next to me must have thought I was a weirdo. If available I would dart into a cubicle.
    This has got me thinking. I remember around 15 years ago in Durham, there was a toilet that used to pop up from the ground, middle of the street, at night time, it was to stop people pissing in doorways. Good idea but I'm surprised they got away with it, pissing in public basically, cocks out everywhere!

    Here it is being demolished......

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