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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Zorba

    Zorba Well-Known Member

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    Souness = Gobshite!
     
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  2. M!LK

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    Chelsea...

    Some thing's never change. Jose Mourinho, I apologise to you for claiming that you made diving part of the culture at Chelsea and every other club you went to. Obviously Chelsea has always been a diving club.
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

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    bremner and souness were the worst divers there.
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

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    My son's Xmas jumper, he is fluent Spanish speaker.


    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Someone here that would love that top @TOBES IS A WELCHER
     
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  6. M!LK

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    Charlotte FC just sent out an email saying tickets for their inaugural game in the MLS are now on sale. Quickly hopped over and then sighed... Looks like only way they have to book ticket with them is via ticketmaster.

    Last time I used ticket master I was getting weekly calls trying to get me to try one of their timeshares. I'd always tell them no and take me off their list... But then they would call again... I'd block numbers, they'd call from a.diffwrent number. Finally recorded a few of their phone calls and threatened litigation. They finally stopped.

    Not going through that again. If the only way to watch games is via Ticketmaster, I guess I'm not watching them.
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    You should message guy goes by the name milk. He lives over that way, might meet you there
     
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    Yeah, sounds a great guy. Wish I could have met him. Wonder if he will buy me a ticket.
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

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    Hes gone off grid out in the woods some place.

    We expect he will emerge after the zombie apocalypse pr viral apocalypse whichever ends first (thehead zombie was at old Trafford and got taken out but I doubt it will stop the infestation)
     
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  10. Zanjinho

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    And another called Bluff
     
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  11. M!LK

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    Speaking of people , Sisu isn't around under a new name is he?

    The woman behind me driving in today looked very alien, reptilian. It was weird she was kinda pretty but also kinda unhuman looking... Something creepy about her though. If there are alien lizard people on earth, she was one of them.

    A bit like Taylor Swift, I see why some people think she's pretty, but at the same time, she looks like a Komodo dragon wearing makeup and a wig and standing on two legs.
     
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    I would have said plastic surgery but then i realised where you were and think inbreeding instead.
     
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    I think inbreeding more likely. She was driving an old Nissan, so probably not rich and she looked late twenties, so too young to need plastic surgery.

    Unless she's really sixty and lost all her money getting plastic surgery to make her look like she was under thirty.



    /Of course stupid me just thought of injury, scarring, or disfigurement needing surgery. Gosh, I hope not, I'd feel bad calling her a lizard... Even online to people who will never see her. Honestly though, I think it's just looks... Like aforementioned Taylor Swift, she looked quite a bit like her.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

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    some people would pay good money to look like the country singer turned pop icon that is taylor swift. dont underestimate that oddness.
     
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  15. Zanjinho

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    No mate, he annoyed the super powers...
     
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    Ryan Babel due to release his autobiography on Friday...as a rap album.
     
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    That's original.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

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    You're ****ing Milk
     
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  19. M!LK

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    ... and what a fantastic love maker he is too.



    As an aside, Milk got banned so I couldn't possibly be Milk. I'm someone new.
     
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  20. Zanjinho

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    Wasn't milk too begin with... :bandit:
     
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