Transfer Rumours Summer Transfer Thread 21/22

I was thinking 'that's the strangest looking pint of Mild I've ever seen' but I wasn't going to say anything.

 

Get on the whisky. Commit.

 

Stay out, get **** faced which will be a good excuse to ignore the wife.

Edit: This advice is coming from a twice divorced single man

 

Bitch said no to me

 

That was a classic 1960s moment in court that day.

 

I did but came back 3 days later still holding the fish and chips she sent me out for, God they stank.
True story !!!!

 

In most cases where a manager is genuinely interested the line about "Not commenting on other teams' players" is generally trotted out.

 

See above.

 

It's the post that you liked, quite evidently.. he has repeatedly been told not to get personal and continues to do it, then gets upset at the consequences.

 

?????? What post?

 

I assumed this is what kicked it off.

Maybe there was something deleted too, not sure, I was fast asleep.

 

I'm a big Jacob Greaves fan , I think he could potentially be a very good player

 

My best is getting a taxi home after a messy work do.

Last thing I remember is struggling to get me key in the door.

Next morning drag me arse out for an overtime shift, somehow get through it and get home and pass out.

3 days later find a polystyrene box under me pillow....

I didnt open it...

 

Tbf mate, he'd offered half the board out after that...

 

Agents know there's going to be recruitment.

They also know KLP and Greaves are on L1 contracts.

There's gonna be interest. Its a no ****ing brainer.

Don't blame a journo for doing his job. Let's get 'em tied down to being a part of the future.

 

Yeah fair enough, didn't realise posts were deleted. Hardly surprising..

 

Yeah but have a bit of grace. It's gone. Let it go.

Game tomorra!!!

 

No issues at this end mate.

 

The agent is putting it out, not the club.

 

You've answered your own question Chelsea, if you're pissed you couldn't find your way home!
That said bloody good keyboard skills for one so inebriated!