What's everybody wanting? I couldn't care less as I only celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus and do not partake in the wanton consumerism of idiots that put themselves in debt. I just want to have some nice food, a few drinks and spend it with the family, if the bastarding UK and Scotch authoritarian jumped up Nazi dictatorship governments let us that is. Mind you, even then I will just ignore the clowns. Mistletoe and Wine
The true meaning of Christmas has been lost by so many peeps but at least peeps like you and I will honour our Lord and saviour. All We Are Saying Is Give Peeps A Chance" So warbled the ultimate manufactured boy band with the banal muzak and the frightfully embarrassing twee lyrics
After weeks of reading camera reviews I finally went ahead and bought one which I should have been able to pick up today but got an email saying it will be delayed for 48 hours. Was looking forward to trying out the extreme telephoto lens.
Santa is gay. But you knew that already, right? How could he not be in this, the modern era, the age of woke? I admit, I’d always presumed there was a Mrs Claus back home somewhere in the Arctic Circle, helping Santa all year long pack presents alongside his elves and reindeer. But apparently not. It seems Santa was in the closet all along. Maybe that explains why the cuddly couple had no conventionally conceived kids of their own to help out? This year, Santa is being portrayed as a lonely, ruggedly-handsome old gay dude who gets a man of his very own in his Christmas stocking. That’s according to a new festive advert for the Norwegian postal service, Posten, and as Norway is up near Lapland, I guess they’d know better than most. https://www.rt.com/op-ed/541321-santa-claus-tv-lgbt/
My son wants a talking parrot for Christmas, but I can't afford one so I'm getting the next best thing. A woodpecker that knows Morse code.
That's destroyed the magic of Christmas for Norwegian children . The thought of their dad bent over the sofa as Santa dissappears up his chimney
I'm usually up and out the house with the dog before 8 and we come back after teatime when it's dark. I just make us a packed lunch for the day.
You God Botherers need to get your facts straight – surely God told you. Science (well Astronomy) tells us that the Lord Jesus (how much did he bung the Tories to get in the House of Lords?) could not have been born before 4th January if the wise men (allegedly) followed that star. His dad must have been a right loser (Labour/SNP supporter), showing up in Bethlehem at Christmas and expecting to find a hotel room. He should have booked in advance on Hotels.com – the place was full of Michael Bublé fans there for his Christmas gig. I bet he never even had his Covid passport sorted.
Wait until you hear about the 14th century Aberdonian knight Gambol de Caledonia and his hilarious performance of 'The Sound of One Hand Clapping'
