Off Topic The Politics Thread

Still whizzing about town on blue lights to those in need mate…..well most are just ****wits who really could look after themselves to be honest but hey ho…that’s our modern society I guess.
Hope all is well up north mate ?

 

Well that’s it if we do go up is that a good thing? We don’t exactly have the squad for it. A different perspective could be at least we’ve done enough to be nowhere near a relegation battle this season.

 

This Pornhub thing is great Staines!

 

****ing cold as per usual but will always be gods county i mean bobs county. Could do with them whizzing about up here, 85 minutes my old dear waited for one the other day! Just absolutely run off their feet.

 

Gonna mention the pure stupidity of our current government with regard to COVID (could have put it on the COVID thread but here will do)
Seems utterly bizarre that I tested positive on Saturday, Twin 2 tested positive yesterday and the Mrs and daughter tested positive today…..leaving Twin 1 as the only one still on a negative result.
Spoke to the school as I suggested that he’s more than likely to either have it and hasn’t shown yet or will be getting it very soon as of course we tend to mix in the house and that I have kept him off school for today…..only to be told that they couldn’t authorise the absence as Government regulations say that he has to go in until he does test positive, in the meantime possibly infecting many other kids.
So in he goes tomorrow…..pure ****ing madness

 

They like the BBC on there so I’m told

 

Southern jessie

 

The mrs is always dragging me out for walks when it’s ****ing freezing. Not sure if it’s because she loves the walks and wants me to share her happiness and time with me… or she just ****ing hates me.

 

FFS mate, that ain’t good. Obviously I dunno the details of what happened but 85 minutes might not be bad in the circumstances…..I’ve bored you all many times about why (no staff due COVID, ****wit patients who call for absolutely **** all and backlogs of dropping off at hospitals) and can’t see it ending anytime soon.
Sad to say, the system is ****ed….only 52490 hours till I retire from the service…..not that I’m counting.
Hope your mum is ok

 

I think I have just seen a Tory MP with an apple in his mouth handcuffs and a pig.

 

Another one of Johnson’s party’s?

 

He thought it was a work meeting

 

Welcome back cakeman
Will have to look up Riley Reid now
Sitting around the house is no fun
been off since 16th November
Afternoon tv is awful
Apparently if you gat bored with Pornhub there's another great free site called xnxx
Apparently

 

Thanks for the tip Kiwi….agreed about the afternoon tv…..but the amount of satellite tv I pay for in this house there’s gotta be something that floats my boat.
What’s the news on Tonga ?

 

there’s a pig involved a sex work meeting doesn’t sound right

 

4dead so far which is lucky if it stays like that
Ash contaminating the water and whole islands left with no shelter
Food water and shelter been delivered by the nz and aus Navy's

 

Me thinks Staines has had a prolonged period of not talking to anyone and suddenly has found a group of numpties who will listen to him continually talking on and on and on and on and on and on and on .. … ….

 

Yeah shes alright had an anuerism last year, lucky to still be here really. Fainted with pain but all checks good and now home.

 

Ah man sorry to hear that. Glad to hear she’s recovering

 

It’ll be the latter, trust me.