I'll have to wait 'til Messi's finished with the glans. He'd better clean up too. But judging by his name, he won't.
Ok. You asked for it. Maybe not, but I'm still going to post. I knew Messi would get a BIG HEAD after winning the World Cup, but this is ridiculous!
Not satisfied yet? It doesn't look like Messi is either. What about, "I didn't know Messi was a Jew." (Circumcision joke, so don't send "anti-semitic" slurs)
Messi stars in next James Bond film. "The Man with the Golden Dick". Followed by "For Your Mouth Only". Then "GoldenEye" and "Thunderball". Oh, ...... wait!