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Oh no. Oh Noooooooo. Oh lordy lordy. Oh lordy lordy NO.

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bib Fortuna's Maw, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Jesus Christ <laugh><laugh>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I can't ever look that guy in the face again.


    Fuck me, man.

    I used to live in Erskine and I've pumped some rotters from there - when I opened this, I feared the absolute worst but at least nothing I've bagged was in this.

    :emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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  5. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Get outta town <laugh><laugh>

    I hope it wisnae ******'s missus <laugh><riddy>

    EDIT: names sort of changed to protect the "innocent"
     
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  6. Tina_old

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    I didn't even have to google onanistic.

    <cheersVenom><laugh>
     
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  8. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    This is easily the weirdest thing I've ever seen.

    <laugh>
     
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    Wid ye sniff the motorbike seeat after that burd was on it ????
     
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  10. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    One of the comments below (I was expecting them to be all "doing it for our brave lads: good for you girls etc) simply said.


    <laugh>
     
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    I don't know which one he was looking at, but he did seem angry at his eviction screaming apoplectically at another passenger, "Hoi Russ yer viagra's pure ****e".
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    See I blame wimmin's magazines and telly shows that have been telling them every woman is beautiful. Naw ye's urny. Some of ye's should be paid to keep yer clothes on.
     
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  13. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    <laugh>

    For real, but.

    Was this guy pullin' his puddin' tae this in the train lavvies?

    Cos I'm telling him about this if the guy was <laugh>
     
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  14. Moses

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    No Bib the whole scenario was just a masturbatory fantasy of another passenger on the train.
     
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  15. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    So, someone else was ****ing over the image of someone ****ing over ******'s missus??
     
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    Yep and so were others looking in from the platform. Bunch of ****ing ****ers. I'm getting the bus next week I can tell you.

    What's worse mate is that there will now be people reading this thread and having a chug now at the thought of it all.
     
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  17. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    My head has just burst at the very concept of this infinite chug paradox.

    Everyone likes a good hamshank, though, so everyone's a winner <ok>
     
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    Whats the world coming to when you cannot have a private chug in a choo choo lavvy.

    No wonder this country is going down the pan unlike the boys spunk.
     
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  19. Moses

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    I hope you tell Tank girl about all the trouble she's caused today.
     
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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I don't really know her.

    I'll be telling her husband, but <laugh>

    By the time I tell him, I'll have been on the train (to give the story a bit more urgency) and it was a full-on chug festival - a ****stock, if you will.

    Might add in that the conductor confiscated the paper then ripped the heid aff it with everybody else <laugh>
     
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