Oh no. Oh Noooooooo. Oh lordy lordy. Oh lordy lordy NO.

'

 

Your mate will probably get all excited at that and have a ham shank later. See sometimes there can be good lies.

 

I just looked at it again <myeyes>

I know the one on the piano as well

This could've been so, sooooo much worse with one or two "models" that I suspected would be in this when I saw the article but it's still amongst the surrealest things I've ever seen.

 

To be fair some of them looked alright.

 

I'm not going to get tooooo into this but there was one candidate (who lived right next to the hospital)who was a right exhibitionist - only woman I ever pumped with fake tits. I really expected her to be in it and there was a girl from Bishy I pumped years ago who is a service wife and she was a prime candidate.

Added to that, I know a hefty, hefty proportion of folk from that area - there were potential heidbombs all over that article. Spent my teenage years in that area - the ghost of muffmas past could've risen its head in any one of those pics.

I'm frankly surprised I only recognise two of them and I've not so much as fingered any of them ever.


If anyone does have some sort of twisted **** to this, let me know and I'll tell the big man you shot the dairy output on his wife's pic.

The guy will love it

When we were in High School, this guy used to sell pirate videos to folk in the school and I used to go into the local Azad with him to knock the covers for them

Ah, memories.

 

Bib I've posted some disgusting pictures on this site, but this is ****ed

They need to be put down now, women aren't meant to look like that

 

You need to imagine some Gok Wan guy taking the pictures.

"You look awesome, darling. Stroke that tank muzzle - show those taliban who's boss. Show them who's the gorgeous voluptuous titty boss, my darling"

<boak>

 

**** me me sideways.

I hope they are not showing the lads in Afghanistan that and telling them that's what's waiting on them when they get home. Poor ****s will be throwing themselves onto land mines.

 

It's a strange thing. I could not imagine