Unprecedented amounts of semen - My thoughts on the Chelsea game!!!!!!!!!!!

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All those people claiming that the amount of French players we are buying will lead to our destruction. I say they can watch the replay of the game tonight and kindly suck my sack! LOL!

**** those who don't believe in the French revolution.

Surely this is worthy of a DVD release? It was much better than the Manure 3-0 game IMO.

5 great goals.

I really do believe we're easily safe from relegation, and we could have another late surge and push into the top 10 if we keep this up!! But I'm not gonna get carried away, or else I will find out that we've got 2-3 more injuries tomorrow lol!

Ratings -

Krul - 7 - Couldn't really do much about the goals, but some decent catches and claims, and remained calm throughout the match.

Debuchy - 7 - Good for most of the game, but allowed Cole to get the better of him a few times. He seems to win a good amount in the air and makes good challenges. He just needs some time to get used to the league.

Colo - 8 - Solid and composed.

Saylor - 8 - So glad he's back. He made a few little mistakes, but overall he was class.

Santon - 7.5 - I could be very critical and say he was at fault for Mata's goal, but it was just too good to blame on poor defending. He was very good in attack and good in defence for most of the game. Great assist.

Jonas - 9 - Excellent! Hopefully this is Spiderman back to his best. Good goal, and great defending all game!! Apart from his crossing, he was great.

Perch - 7 - Not immense, but he made some great tackles and defended well.

Cabaye - 8.5 - Immense passing, and some good deliveries into the box.

Sissoko - 10 - 2m? He looks like a player worth 10x that!! The Geordie Yaya Toure!

Goufran - 8.5 - This bloke is a great player. He doesn't often do special HBA type skills, but he's such a work horse, and he's great in attack and defence. He makes some great runs and was key in the 2nd goal. His all round play is excellent, and steal for £1m.

Cisse - 5 - I wont be too critical, but he should have scored his 2nd chance, but Cech made a fantastic save. He got into some great positions and did ok.

MOTM - Do I even need to say it?

Overall - I came!

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Imagine if we get Tiote back to form with the competition, and we get HBA back?

----------Cisse------------

Gouffran-------------Ben Arfa

------Cabaye---Sissoko--------

------------Tiote--------------

Santon---Colo---Saylor---Debuchy

-------------Krul----------------

Sorry, but that's the best Central midfield the prem.

 

Tash, is there another severe flood warning near Cullercoats tonight?

 

Yes, but it was 45 minutes too late.

 

As Not606 quotes go, this one is a gem for the archives.

I can only hope you've got ample queuing facilities for that, along with the kind of balls that possess Sissoko-like endurance? (please, don't answer that, purely rhetorical)

Great ratings though and I think it's a game where everyone played their part, quite stunning...

 

it was pure sex.

 

poor old marv has been replaced through no fault of his own looked so good when he came on gave us tht little bit of energy we needed to just push chelsea into the last goal, i cant fault anyone jonas looks back to his solid best it was so good viva le toon

 

I'm going to lie down in a darkened room. (after 8pm to watch it again

 

Whens the replay on? I need to record the replay and MOTD.

 

8.25pm SS2

We're the featured game.

 

Looking forward to watching the game on Sky later (Game of the Day) - had to go out shopping and was in Starbucks on Tottenham Court Rd bouncing around like a lunatic when Sissoko's second went in (much to Mrs Bigi's embarrassment!!)

Also loking forward to bumpinginto the Chelsea fans at work on Monday - sometimes in nice to work in London

 

good lad!
I like it.

 

Cisse should be dropped next game. Put Gouffran upfront on his own (played there for Bordeaux for the last year) and Marv on left.

 

Disappointed with Jonas today!






















He didn't wear his Spidey mask after scoring.

 

Chelsea fans at the game today? I didn't hear a thing from them.

 

Funnily enough most of the their fans I know, live in deepest Kent, that well known part of Chelsea (and tend to watch from the comfort of their armchairs).

Mind you - Stamford Bridge itself is actually in London Borough of Hammersmith & Fulham, so perhaps the fans are at least consistent with the Club in not being in Chelsea

 

Santoon got 2 assists btw
deserves a higher rating IMO, his best game for us.

 

Hello stranger...

 

Over the moon. Big thanks to Sissoko obviously but they all played well. Defensively, Santon was found wanting again. Teams are just taking the piss out his positional sense now. But going forward he was tremendous. Great cross and cut back. If the lad can learn the rest of the role he'd be some player. Debuchy did ok but needs to learn to stop crosses at times.

Big up for Pards too. Much maligned by many but got everything right today. His faith in Jonas was more than justified, a goal and a cracking performance. Held onto to his subs well, and delivered Marveaux at just the right time as Gouffran tired.

Saylor and Colo have a great understanding. Cabaye was everywhere and has been a revelation since returning. Perchie did one hell of a job on Mata. It says something that Chelsea looked to struggle to create much of note bar getting in behind Santon all too easily. Two absolute pearlers they scored. Gouffran did well and his pace gives us real threat on the break. Cisse was fantastic and just needed a finish to cap it off.

Sissoko? I don't know where to start!

 

Agree with this. Even though the old dribble and cut in is so obvious, Chelsea still couldn't handle it, he was very neat and tidy and his crossing brought about goals. For me he deserves a 9. He had occasional trouble with Mata, but who doesn't?

 

I'd just like to contribute my semen to this river...

WHAT A GAME!

If we hadnt of made these signings we would have been beaten easily...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY0tsKCB4lc