Canadians actually Ordered a cheeky half q of grape ape on monday to see what it was like. Guy packaged it well and it got here in 4 days. It's compressed, but its nice smoke. PS: Yer mad moses
please log in to view this image "After all that hoo ha in the court Pierce Brosnan offered me his place in Hawaii to get away from it all. I thanked Pierce, but declined. When I want to chill I come to the squat to hang about with the guys. MD gives me some of his rasin monkey then I make all sorts of munchies." Nigella
please log in to view this image "Lor' luv a duck! I don't wan' ter give away da Xmas storyline awer anything, but Just ter say vanks Moses fer puttin' me an' Kat up dis Xmas. You Rangers fans are a great bunch ov people an' we love da squat, Keep yaaahr dog away from me Kat though. Know what I mean?" Alfie Moon
please log in to view this image "Verily Moses we are letting thee know that thou art soon to meet with us in two days hence. We come to thy squat bearing gifts for the infant that will be born thereafter." Melchier, Casper and Balthazar
please log in to view this image "Look lads I know we didn't get off on the right foot and all that earlier. I've a bit of a problem though me and the missus can't find anyplace to stay in Inverness. She's up the duff and all any chance we could crash for the night? That bloke Paddy's not about is he?" Joseph Anthony Barton
please log in to view this image It's been a busy few days at the squat, but I'm proud to announce that on 25 12 2013 wee Damien was born to Joseph and Rosemary.
please log in to view this image Went round to Tescos to buy a carry out for the bears at the New year. Imagine my surprise when I saw this character lurking about in the yoghurt section. He seems to be a keen ornithologist as he kept going on about thrushes as did the bird with him. One of the lads staying over Xmas at the squat completely lost the plot at him and starting flinging haribos at him. I categorically deny that Craig White has anything to do with the squat.
please log in to view this image " You didn't really think I died in the toilet did you boy? No sir I've bin hangin' round this lil old squat for going on 35 years now. I love it here uh-huh thank-you very much. The best time is when that cat Pud appears. Hot dawg he makes the meanest peanut jelly, deep fried twinkie bar, 2 ton burger I ever did see. An I got MD to grow me some real good Tiunal angyewvermuch! I's always had a suspicious mind about the Uk because of those lil beatles uh huh. The squat changed my mind. God save Queen Liz'beth uh-huh thank-you very much." Elvis Aaron Presley
Just a quick word of caution for any prospective squatters that suffer from allergies. Since poor Tina's been banged up in the Bar-L I'm watching her cats for her. We have to be careful as Gambol sometimes confuses anaphylactic shock with a come on signal. Jist so ye's know
please log in to view this image "Wher huv ye's aw gone? Ah thought it wid be cool tae come up here fur a brek cuz ah've chucked it noo, but ye's have aw bolted. Yoos bastuts are as bad as they scriptwriters that wullnae bring ma charactur back." Jimmy Easdale