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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    It's not possible I'm afraid but as you get more rep (see the two posts above) the comment will disappear from your window.
    That will do the trick.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    oh and rep!
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    how dare they rep
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    What is this thing called rep anyway?
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    and how do you give rep
     
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  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'm blowed if I know.
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE







    (1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
    (2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    (3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
    (4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
    (5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
    (6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
    (7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').
    (8)Whatever:Is a woman's way of saying Go Ahead (see #4 above)

    (9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.



    * Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
     
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  9. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    True... True.....
     
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  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    NINE WORDS WOMEN USE.

    Give it to me.

    Not tonight I've got a headache.
     
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  11. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    This rep should help.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Lads, I've been asked to politely request that anyone who has been repeatedly neg repping Bri (or any other specific individual) please stop as it will preserve the harmony.
    Cheers for your understanding. :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    now who wants some rare ACS rep?
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure there's plenty of rep whores out there who'd like some.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Rep
     
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  16. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Minimal rep has been spread, if i don`t come on here i find very few worthy of rep so most on here are on blocked list :mad:
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    me
    me
    me
    me
    me
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    you will be first tonight when I am allowed to spread

    that sounds dodgy
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Two Irish hunters get a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They
    > >bag six.
    > >
    > >
    > >As Paddy and Mick start loading the plane for the return trip, the pilot
    > >says "The plane can only take four of those."
    > >
    > >
    > >The two lads object strongly. "Last year we shot six, and the pilot let
    > >us put them all on board; he had the same plane as yours."
    > >
    > >
    > >Reluctantly, the pilot gives in and all six are loaded. However, even
    > >with full power, the little plane can't handle the load and down it goes
    > >and crashes in the middle of nowhere.
    > >
    > >
    > >A few moments later, climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asks Mick,
    > >"Any idea where we are?"
    > >
    > >
    > >"I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." Says Mick.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

    Later.
     
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