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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I was shopping at

    Bunning's Hardware



    The other day

    When I bumped into the

    ‘Legendary Entertainer’...


    Rolf Harris.



    I was so excited I said to him,

    "I remember you doing Two Little Boys in 1970".

    He said ....



    “**** off!...
    That was Gary Glitter.”
     
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  3. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    <cheers>and some in return
     
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  4. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Rep for AB:emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  5. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for Kiwi
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    rep
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for acs
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    returned rep for vic
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

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    rep for guy
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

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    wep for woopert
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    little something for ab
     
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  15. kiwiqpr

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    silly hour rep returned
     
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  16. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    astro repped
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    And some back for you. <ok>

    And it seems that you're the only one I can give any to.
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    tease
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Three large black ladies were getting ready to take a plane trip for the very first time.

    The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gonna put me on sum hot pink panties beefo' I gets on dat plane.'

    Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked.

    The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first.'

    The second lady said, 'Well, then I'm a-gonna wear me some floe resant orange panties.'

    'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.

    The second lady answered, 'Cause if dis here plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first...'

    The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties...

    What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

    The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain&#8217;t wearing nopanties cos, honey, dey always look for da Black Box first.'
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    <cheers> Albie. Have a little rep for yourself.
     
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