Why is this even a question? I've lived my life being a **** to every **** and being an utter **** to ****s. I'm particularly fond of hitting a slap to ****s who think they're ****s. I've opened an online college of ****s for ****s who wish to learn how to be proper ****s. It's called GC and any **** can access it. The ****s. Only the very special can become utter ****s.
If only you were really a burd. We could have some good times together. ...and when I say good times, I mean ye feed me a nice dinner an then **** me