I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his bus.
↑ I've always had mad ideas about jobs i'd love. My first idea was a lettuce grower. That was just the tip of the iceberg I've actually done that for a living. .......................................................................................................... Then decided it was time to turn over a new leaf... PS..Class thread...
One night, when he was little, I was tucking my son up in bed and he said "Dad tell me a story." I said "I have to get up early tomorrow to look for work." He said "C`mon dad, tell me a longer one."
I recently tried teaching Finnish. Never really got started. My first job in Dubai didn't last very long either. Always got the hump, camel training. Life in Prague worked out much better though. Always had a nice juicy Czech to look forward to at the end of each month. Boom, boom.
I was teaching foreign students and one said he was a Pole. I said, "Are you positive?" Now I'm currently unemployed
I was once a Urologist but I kept taking the piss Then I was a Historian, but there wasn't any future in it.
I'm considering throwing a flat metal projectile and would appreciate your comments ................. discuss.
My marra was fired at the road department for stealing. I have to say I saw it coming, the last time I was at his house all the signs were there
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley... She said "ten-pin"?? I said "no, it's a permanent job" !!