It's going to be a funny season watching Mourinho crack up. Post the best of his piss poor excuses and toy throwing antics here
First one credited to @NowsufferinginSpain for Maureen being a ****er to sexy Eva for doing her job. http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...lsea-physio-eva-carneiro-for-running-on-pitch
Good thread idea, blaming his physios now unbelievable! Not a very good idea to put your physios off going on the pitch to assist your players is it really!
Mourhino's attitude would have been, "You ****ed up, you suffer, you little prick! Hey! What's that bitch doing trying to ease his pain! Get her off and let the little prick suffer!"
Completely agree with that. If you've got something to say, say it behind closed doors otherwise it just undermines the confidence and spirit at the club. As much as people vilify Wenger for his 'I didn't see it' responses, this is exactly the right thing to say to the media as it gives them nothing to try and undermine you with. I've no doubt Wenger scalds his players and staff in private if needed, but you'd never see him doing that in public. It's fairly typical from Maureen though, using a piss poor excuse to try and shift the blame away from himself after a crap result. I'm looking forward to more of his hissy fits this season as I think there are going to be many
By the way, I take that who ever started this thread did so because Chelsea drew their first game of the season, at home, to a side that everyone expected them to take to the cleaners. Who are started this thread? Oh, wait! **** me! It was PISKIE! My, my, my! That has got to be ****ing embarrassing!
You tell me. God! You must be felling like a complete fool, right now! Please, mate, for your own sake, give up the wumming attempts. You are not me, and never will reach my heights of wum-mastery. Perhaps, now, you will give me the credit for my skills that I rightly deserve, and recognise that wumming, at the level at which I used to operate during my wum-days, is an art that few of us will ever attain. It's for the best, mate.
Specifically, how could it be the case that I started this thread on the back of Chelsea losing their first game ?
So, specifically, you're now alleging that you didn't start your foolhardy "Maureen Watch" thread, yesterday, specially after Chelsea drew, at home, to Swansea?
You still haven't seen it have you ? This is hilarous, even when you've been presented with an easy wum chance, you're still ****ing it up !
Yes, I know that the thread is about Jose's "excuses" (as you've called them), but we all know why you started this thread, and the wum-attempt (which seemed so clever yesterday) has backfired massively, and come back to bite you on the arse. Let this teach you to wait until all the facts are played out before attempting anything in future. That would be my advice to you, PISKIE.
I'm not sure how many times I'm going to have to ask you this question but how could it be the case that I started this thread on the back of Chelsea losing their first game, at home, to Swansea ?
Oh, ****! We've got a Spanner giving it large, already! You won one game against an Arsenal side that is showing signs that it will probably struggle, this season, that is all. Remember, that you couldn't negotiate your way past the European equivalent of Bury. Celebrate, by all means, but keep things in perspective, that is all I am asking.