Actually, you couch ****ting mutt bastard, it was a False Flag Operation Codename: Munchie Box, and it appears to have gone to plan. Pretend that much-loved local heroes The LYT had been attacked by the cowardly POOVES, thus enabling all ill-feeling amongst locals to be directed at POOVES scum. This, of course, now means The LYT will have public and national support to finally begin the final backdoor push to rid Glasgow of the horrible POOVES scum.
I actually forgot that I was in the BBQ Tongs now that I think about BBQ Tongs makes sense as you use tongs for a BBQ lolzy lolzy