Thailand

Guys,

Who has been to Thailand? Going the end of the month with the bird. Flying to Bangkok, couple of nights there, then on to Phuket for 2 weeks.

Best way to get rid of the bird so i can end up baws deep in Ladyboy farter? Good places to visit? Drink and drug advice?

I'll take it all, so hit a brotha up.

Regards and much kuoros to those that help.

**** THE POPE.

Jiffy

 

I've been

Hope this helps

Also, not very clear who this thread was aimed at.

 

Check out this walloper trying to steal my thunder

 

I went to patong beach first (Phuket)

It was alright. Some decent nightlife. Nice beaches (not patong its self tho) Kata beach was nice.

Then we went to koh phi phi. That was good too. You can do the trips to maya bay from there (where the beach was filmed)

Then we went to koh samui. Nice place.

Then we went to koh phanang for the full moon party. Pretty good as well.

Then we went to krabi. Canny mind if that was good.

Drink advice: buy cans of beer from spar. Cheap as ****. Drinks in pubs and clubs are just as the same price as anywhere else abroad.

Drug advice: don't even bother. No worth the risk. Don't even take a fag off anycunt. Prob laced with roofies. You can legally buy Valium from the pharmacy tho which is a ****ing result.

Trev

 

Naw, thought after the huge success of the Gdansk thread, I should do it too for my holiday.

Don't be so petty, it's unbecoming of an Irishman who has been engaged in the righteous battle for freedom for hundreds of years.

 

As the script dictates, Trev delivers.

Standard LYT.

 

You can legally buy valium?

 

Aye. Well I dunno if it was legal but they sold them in the pharmacy no bother. Brucey Bonus

 

Lookin gud in ur avatar m7

 

Cheers, lad.

My tinder pic

 

Avoid the ****s trying to sell you a suit in Bangkok and as Trev says avoid the drugs,the cops are in cahoots with the dealers,you go to buy then cops swoop in and will cost you big time.A tradition in Phuket is to call the King queer,everyone hates him so make sure the locals know your feelings towards him and you'll get free beer and maybe even a bj.

 

I've been to Thailand twice, why the **** are you taking your bird with you, you daft ****? Defeats the purpose completely.

 

Never been.

I have really, but I'm about to head out to my favourite café in Maldon. I'll post a bit later on.

 

Aye, sure you have. You stick to the Congo, mate, leave the decent locations to the rest of us.

 

Aye like Poland!

 

Sorry, bud, never been.

 

I was in Thailand when it was decent, not like now when it is full of scummers. You'll love it

 

I went with my bird but believe some blokes sneak out at night when she's asleep

 

I went in 2009 and kicked **** out of a few nigels