*** The pilgrimage Bar***

Does that include Drake's Island as well?

 

Probably the Mayflower steps and Belgium and Holland as well.....

 

Daft i call it..

 

Right then troops it's drinks all round and lets make a night of it......Mr Brent says he'll pay the tab.

It's been a right stressful week all round for me and I could do with letting my hair down. All that faffing about with trains and tickets to the ground and email adresses and such. It's enough to make your hair fall out. Not only did I have those snags but my computer keeps telling me my battery is about to conk out and to buy a new one. So I got son to order me one online and it was delivered today. You have probably guessed by now it was the wrong one and it now has to go back and start again. Good job it wasn't a pace maker. I did learn though that I can run the computer without a battery which I actually didn't realise. Always said I was a technonumpty. So I've been using it tonight off the mains and have left my battery sitting on the side. If I'd known that before I would not have got stressed about one. My neighbour told me. He's an IT Manager. He does look at me with pity in his eyes when I ask him something but is so patient. If we weren't married to other people I think I would have to marry him instead.

Anyway, happy contented bunny for 5 minutes so drinks all round again....name your poison.

 

What hair are talking about sensible......didn't your grandchildren think that you where born without any to start with (come to think about it most of us were) or are you just talking metephorically so to speak....mines a Carling by the way ...and have you got any decent crisps in that cellar of yours such as McCoy's flame grilled steak....none of those Lineker cheap ones thank you.

Make sure that Mr Brent pays for this lot in cash sensible.....no cheques or dodgy plastic taken here.

 

Don't you be rude about my hair plym or you can go stand in the corner. Supply of crisps and nuts on the way with a prawn sandwhich for lyndhurst if he drops in. Mr Brent is aware that cash is the only payment method here. I saw him digging up the pitch so presumably looking for that box he buried earlier.

 

Just a small port for me and a packet of lobster flavoured crisps. Mustn't overdo it, off to the Devon show tomorrow!

 

All this high living Lyndy.....Devon show tomorrow....Wembley VIP Exclusive and Private level seats on play-finals day.....you'll never have time to find a proper job with all that lifestyle.....small port and lobster flavoured crisps indeed......

 

Is there no end to your entertainment portfolio lyndhurst? It's people like you that give us poor pensioners a bad name...... The best I can do is scampi flavoured crisps but I can't guarantee how much they taste like scampi. There were some that tasted like lugworm but I think they were a tad out of date.

 

Right that's me off to bed then. Off to the Norfolk Broads tomorrow morning so no computer till I get back on Friday. Look after the shop and have a drink on me.

 

Norfolk Broads.....nearly died of exposure there in August once.....too adjacent to the North Sea for my liking.

 

I know it is early, but drinks all round sponsored by PASOTI first match of the season sweepstake.

 

I shall drink it with pleasure....thanks Lindy.

 

What did you win?

 

£400

 

Well done

 

In that case I'll have a barrell of cider and a straw. Oh and that £399 packet of special nuts I've been saving. Cheers lyndie and well done.

 

Thank you- must admit I must be fairly lucky, also won the 50/50 draw jackpot twice in the last 4 years so in effect i've had 3 free season tickets out of the last 5...now where is that lottery ticket....

 

A bit run down in here........has everyone turned teetotal all of a sudden.

sensible seems to of lost interest since his well trained barmaid left.....she cottoned on to why he always needed an assistant to help him carry things up those steep steps from the cellar.

I think we all deserve a drink to celebrate Argyles good start to the season.....that will surely put the mockers on their progress for sure.