Heaven was full to the gunnels with angels and suchlike and then they awe fawd oot wea each other and had a bit of a set too. Some of the archieangels wirny happy that big fella took a shine to his new creation which was man/woman. Nae accounting fur taste eh. Anyhoo as i said there wis a big stooshy and the angels kicked **** oote each other up until God stepped in and sorted them awe oot. He then spat the dummy oot wea a few of the ringleaders and chucked them oote the big hoose. Lucifur wis the head honcho of the rebs and he was sent packing the mostest. Hope that clears it all up fur ye bro.
And that is what billions around the globe earnestly believe. No wonder the world is in such a muddle.
Jesus, in the eyes of many bible scholars both Jewish and Christian, never intended to start a new religion - it was his followers who did that. The man himself was a Jew.
Simply pointing out that Jesus wasn't a Christian. Just that, not that I give much of a ****, really, your definition of Christianity has a bit of a flaw to it. Got that?
Looks like it will be the Night of the Long Knives over at the Labour Party HQ. If Corbyn survives the vote of no confidence leadership challenge he is likely to impose new rules preventing him or any other Labour Party leader ever being challenged by his or her own MP's. The members & unions would be the only ones who could force a change and there is also a call to de-select any Labour MP who voted against Corbyn. Stalin would be proud.
Cameridiot has gone, Woy has gone, Ronald Koeman has gone, but Captain ****ing Birdseye has stapled his arse to his chair.