My mate's step-brother's gran's uncle's cousin is friends with a bloke who's a friend of a friend of another bloke who's cousin's dad is mates with another bloke who knows Nigel Adkins and he said we've signed Nicky Maynard, Anton Ferdinand and Jay Rodriquez but it's all a big secret because Cortese is not really the chairman of Saints, he is just a myth that Rupert Lowe created.
I heard that too, wait for 5pm announcement on OS, Headline - "Man Behind The Mask" with a big picture of Lowe's smirking face!