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Chris Samba - News Conference

Discussion in 'Arsenal' started by Lady Eowyn, Jan 31, 2011.

  1. Lady Eowyn

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    *Arsene has gathered the media for a press conference. Mike from the 'Daily newsey' and Steve from the 'Daily waily news' is there*

    Mike: Arsene!? What are we doing here?

    Arsene: Hello! I have called you here to announce my new signing!

    Steve: Yes but why are we in the carpark?

    *Arsene has called the media to the staff carpark at the Emirates*

    Arsene: Yes I know this is strange but I wanted to keep my new signing a secret. Many of you know that I keep my transfers close to my chest and I only reveal when I am ready. Well sir, I am ready!

    Mike: You've made a signing!?

    Steve: Who is it? Where is he?

    Arsene: BEHOLD!!!!!

    *Arsene opens the boot of his car to reveal a very still Chris Samba*

    Arsene: Tis Chris Samba from Blackburn!!!!

    *The media take pictures, however, Samba is not moving*

    Mike: Is he OK?

    Steve: Yeah, he's very still.

    *Arsene prods Chris Samba*

    Arsene: Yeah, he's fine, aren't you Chris.

    *The media move in closer, Mike touches Chris Samba's arm*

    Mike: He's stone cold!!!

    *A woman screams*

    Mike: MY GOD! HE'S DEAD MAN!!!!!!

    Steve: How long have you had him in there Arsene?

    Arsene: 10 days.
     
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