Where is Royston Vasey?

Having not seen cue ball head for a while now I am very concerned that his reinstatement has been overturned and he is back on suspension.

 

AllHell and me have been discussing the 'comb over' hair style.

It has got me curious as to when Mr van Gerwen was starting to get nicknamed Kojak.......

 

Hate it - looks appalling

What is the point of it?

 

Sorry, are you talking about yourself now?!!

 

@DickPlumb

 

The only directors area Mr van Gerwen gets to see.

 

Even introducing your favourite subject [sex] onto your own thread now

 

Why are you leaving a strip club at 7:30 am?.... did you spend the night there? and if so ,,,performing or viewing?

 

Dwarf pole dancer, supplements my charity shop salary.

 

I am of course a newcomer.
I have been taking the time to look at previous threads and get a flavour of what the site is all about and there's one thing that's got me beat.
I'm guessing it's a long time standing joke but who the f is Mr van Gerwen?

 

It’s a poor comparison to me . In real life I have a thick set of flowing locks.

And @baraettmattesvensson is actually 6’2

 

Never mind all that. As an outsider (leeds fan) that follows the antics of charlton fans with interest are you a convert from ITTV or charlton life?
Are you Reams, fanny, Sue Parks Impossible Addict ot the bloke Williamson from Kent Cricket Club...

It is apparent I know too much about charlton fans.

 

We thrive on nicknames & p1ss taking on here.

@SuperChrissyisfantasticPardswasatrocious new one is “Eric”, after his suspiciously self interested defence of Ben Reeves.

@DonCorleone is also known as the Duke of Marlborough.

 

I darent tell you what they secretly call you. But put it this way it has nothing to do with dutch darts players.
I blame Katrien!

 

I seem to be the baldy man with a comb over.

 

Gregor Fisher, who also does Rab C. Nesbitt.

 

If you havent seen this before you might appreciate his performance as the scout.