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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by ToonSi, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Merino's Ballerina Feet

    Merino's Ballerina Feet Well-Known Member

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    Where have all the Mackem posters gone off their board?

    Have they left on 50 minutes like the rest of their plastic fans?
     
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    Merino's Ballerina Feet, Oct 5, 2017
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  2. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    "Hello, is that Sky? This is Theresa. I'd like to cancel my subscription but still receive all your channels. The ball is in your court."

    please log in to view this image
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Oct 11, 2017
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  3. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    For those that don’t follow me on Twitter. I’m going to be a dad again.
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Oct 14, 2017
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  4. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Congratulations if it's a boy, commiserations if it's a girl...

    :bandit:






    Seriously congratulations and enjoy.
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 14, 2017
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Congrats mate.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 14, 2017
  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

    Gutierrez's Right Boot Well-Known Member

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    Thinking poppy if a girl but gf said no to Mikel if a boy dammit
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Oct 15, 2017
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  7. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    What about Mikel if it's a girl then?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 15, 2017
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 22, 2017
  9. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 22, 2017
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Can some twat please put up the match thread.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2017

  11. General Lee Speaking

    General Lee Speaking Well-Known Member

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    Sure you can :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    General Lee Speaking, Oct 26, 2017
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Lazy bastards.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 26, 2017
  13. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    You called?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Oct 26, 2017
  14. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Are you saying I can’t do it again this week?
     
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    JakartaToon, Oct 26, 2017
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    According to your wife... no.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 27, 2017
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    It's ok, don't worry, she said I could.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 27, 2017
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  17. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    And I don't bother asking...:bandit:
     
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  18. JakartaToon

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    Big up to #Sammy's Silky Skills for starting a cracking thread on the Championship Board.

    https://www.not606.com/threads/an-easy-division.353921/

    Its got Bri and Fredor going at it Hammer & Tongs after briefly joining forces to slam Sammy, Pouchy rimming Fredor and I am Groot stirring the pot.

    And all it took were the words: According to Sunderland Fans Last Season. Just Saying.
     
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    JakartaToon, Nov 4, 2017
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Its going nicely and confirms Fredor is ready to return. He has said he will adapt his approach.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 4, 2017
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  20. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My favourite MP after recent allegations Clive Lewis

    Mr Lewis told The Independent that he denied the allegation.

    He said: “I wouldn’t do that to someone. It’s not what I do, it’s not my style, it’s not how I roll. I do not do that.

    “They have made the allegation and I totally refute it. If someone hugs me, I hug them back. I would completely deny it.”

    Can we not just replace Theresa with this guy? Its not how I roll <laugh><laugh><laugh> I don't squeeze their bum I just **** them.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Nov 4, 2017
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