Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Day three of crapness...

 

Tis the season ... for selfish twats wandering around indiscriminately coughing and spluttering virus all over your area

Loads of it around right now

 

On the third day of crapness my true love gave to me:

Three French Fries
Two turtle mochas
And a bucket of KFC

 

Going local cob shop mate; large egg, bacon & sausage with red sauce and a bottle of lucazade

 

****ing hate Halloween. With the way this country is going, we may as well become known as USA2

 

same.... pumplkins now an actual thing. fathers round here competing with me for best carved. all in the bin after... now painting outside of pumpkins etc.

 

They're not even Halloween related now either. Just seem one on Facebook that a mates done; it's a ****ing 1960s VW camper FFS

Kids are supposed to dress up as a vampire, witch, Frankinstein, etc but they knock on the door dressed as superman or a ****ing teletubby!!!

 

yeah, we had some clowns with light up glasses who were well old enough to **** right off. waiting for the fireworks now


next year i am going to have to get about 7 pumpkins. My plan is to make a olaf snowman using 3 pumpkins cos the arsehole next door got to giant pumpkins to bate my witch on broom pumpkin.

its a serious one upmanship thing now.

the guy down the road did a white unicorn so i think he's secretly a bronie even if he has a daughter as an excuse.

#firstworldproblems

 

First time in years I made a smidging bit of effort; I've done a handwritten note for the front door that says "Not home. Please do not knock, it'll only upset the dog. Thank you"

 

hope this is not to scary for you all, but here is my one year old grandson dressed as a vampire

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My second born five years ago...

 

Spitting image of his Dad

 

You know him?

 

Too much hair.

 

Got his 'witchy' Meg and the Pirate book on the floor there as well.

 

Ironically, that lad (and the youngest) has my hair (when I had some)



PS... the white face paint makes the hair look a touch ginger, it isn't at all. It's as blond as blond can be. The eldest is ginger though

 

****ing burn him !!

 

The mrs (nm) won't let me...

 

Ah...dog cowering in the hall... dick teens of this generation think it's much cooler to fire bangers into garden resulting in me threatening to beat the **** out of them, they threaten to bring their Da, I tell em go ahead, I beat the **** out of him last time he slabbered too.

Feck sake...they hang around outside the old pensioners house ....pussies...at their age we were doing the big bottles of cider and quarter bottles of vod in the woods on Halloween.

It's all gone wrong somewhere

 

They've already done that buy 5pm, that's how they become Johnny Big-Bollox (bit like when Eric Wimp eating a banana)