Off Topic what else should we try to ban

I have a rich mate who goes through Italian cars like cheap socks so I have been in most recent super cars ... I have drawn a conclusion they are tasteless
His next car by the way due in Q3 2018 is a pre ordered special Pagani which has to be the ultimate in bad taste thankfully one of only 20 being built. It’s simply tasteless


It’s price tag ... £2 million quid

Ban them all and all Essex based hedge fund managers

 

I concur SB has a beautiful mane

 

Phone zombies, you know, pedestrians not looking where they are going as they are to busy cyberstalking or posting every mundane aspect of their boring life on facebook/social media

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Good rant thread - Drivers who just won't use their turn signals, for lane changes either - where I live, in a small urban community, I would say 60% of people just don't use them, so if behind you have to "guess" their intentions.

 

People that start sentences with "so"
Teenagers whose every other word is "like"

 

The completely unnecessary inclusion of the word "now" into sentences by Norfolk people. For example, "I'm now going home" or "your food is now on its way"

 

Justin Beiber and his Beliebers

Katy Perry

X-Factor wannabes

TOWIE/Made in Chelsea/Geordie Shore

Celebrities who aren't really celebrities

 

Can't believe this isn't already here........Chelsea FC and their plastic tourist fans

Half and half scarves

Japanese/Chinese/Arab/any tourist football fan who don't even have a clue what goes on in the real football world

Sky TVs infatuation with Transfer Deadline Day

 

Rangers & Celtic and their ****ish, biggoted, sectarian fans that I have to deal with on a weekly basis

 

Black Friday

Trick or Treat

And any other recent imported US consumer spending incentives.

 

I'd like to ban Starbucks and all similar coffee rip off merchants. No coffee should cost £2, let alone the £3's and £4's they get away with. If we can't ban them, let's boycott them, a few of us on here should be able to make the difference. If that doesn't work, I want to set up a system of giving them false names - I enjoy this:

Me: 'greetings, can I please have (not get) a medium (not grand-ay) black filter?'

Vendor: 'sure, can I get your name?

Me: 'my name is Fiona' (I'm bald and have a beard)

I suggest you try it.

 

That ****ing Sainsbury’s advert.

 

I can’t boycott them any more than I do already, unfortunately. You could sue them under the trades description act, because whatever they sell isn’t coffee, unless gallon buckets of brown milky water is included under the broad definition of coffee.

 

The clue is in the name, Costa as it costs a lot for a coffee

I personally do not drink much coffee but was once doing a 4am drive from Reading as I had to be in Manchester (Manchester should be banned) for a 8:30am start. Anyway I had to stop at a service station on the M6 for a strong caffeine fix on my way up there. The service station had a Costa, this was the first time (and last) I have visited a Costa. I looked at the menu for about two minutes and was non the wiser so had to ask the kind woman behind the counter what I should ask for if I wanted a milky coffee with two sugars? I was told it's a skinny latte

If we ban Costa or all the others then where will all the brain dead phone zombies go to hang out?

 

Caffè Nero do a decent espresso.

If your choice of coffee is anything else it’s not coffee anyway.

 

Coffee. Just ban ****ing coffee.

 

Are you on commission?

 

I meant the espresso. If you’re having a latte or cappuccino just accept you don’t like coffee.

Nero is infinitely better than Costa or Starbucks but infinitely worse than a good independent coffee shop.

 

I hate coffee - just drink tea. And none of that poncy Earl Grey/peppermint/fruity/herbal **** either, just regular builders tea, Tetley or Yorkshire for me.

 

Tea is weird. Nutters drinking it like water.