Arsenal vs everton

would you like to buy a dagg ( snatch)

 

[In the back of a van transporting fish]

Harry: Do you smell that, Marv?

*Marv inhales deeply*

Marv: Yeah.

Harry: Dyu know what that is?

Marv: Yeahhh, it's fish.

*Harry in disgust*

Harry: It's freedom, marv!

Marv: No it's not, it's fish!

Harry: It's freedom Marv, and the land of opportunity!!!

Marv: Alright alright alright, it's freedom.

*Harry walks off*

Marv: And it's fish!

 

Dag?

Oh right! Dogs! Yeah, I like Dags!

 

''he's alive'' simba

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Originally Posted by steevee
would you like to buy a dagg ( snatch)
Dag?

Oh right! Dogs! Yeah, I like Dags!



how long on them sausages

 

"The bullet dodger? Why do they call him that?"

"Because he.... dodges bullets, Avi."

 

'we got beaches'

So what who the **** wants to see them