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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You should have replied, "in ye pop" <ok>
     
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  2. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Think @monacoger wrestled it back
     
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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    <laugh>
     
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  4. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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  5. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    #baz and his molested brats went to Ibrox to see the Auld firm derby (sevco 2012) but #baz covers sons ears when billy boys is sung as to avoid a lambasting by his taig wife. #trev's clandestine plot to open julie's nostrils #with one of julie's monster dong dildos is scuppered when #mon rests pint on patiences bottom lip and peers into 1 twechar Road. #mongoger = son of sands kicks down the door and assaults young trev but he whips out his lock-back and attacks the taigs tiny cock. #monny yelped gesundheit as foreskin was removed and trev made his escape. Monny ran home whimpering but bumped into Mindy on the way. #mindy attacked child in rangers top + got doing the same day so both mongos were bloodied and in tears. #mindy mum had zika virus during pregnancy so that cheered Monny up seeing his funny dome. They both became friends and cheer on the bhoys together.
     
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    This is a lot funnier after some cervezas <diva>
     
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  7. B-C

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    We both think mon should try one.
     
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  8. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    The GC regulars were getting together for the annual Christmas luncheon where #xmas goose served on patience's lip wear , there was an apprehension after last year when #dev ruined xmas lunch with bible john anecdote and also turned some stomachs when #dev tasted own jizm via chamagne flute

    All tastes are catered for, even #toby's festive nut roast has went down a treat though #toby's vegan fart causes widespread panic often occurs afterwards.

    No mash totties this year after #aldo beat wife with dev's potato masher and a healthy weight watchers lunch is available for the rotund amongst us after #trev 12000 calorie binge alarms physician and #pud airlifted from bedroom after mammoth binge

    Looking forward to it. :)
     
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  9. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    mick you try one again mate.
     
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  10. Mick O'Toon

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    At least you tried. There’s some stalwarts here that haven’t bothered their arses. #Disappointed
     
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  12. Mick O'Toon

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    Felt a bit like Gambo after that thread he posted last week.
     
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    It is a truth universally acknowledged that #edge glued penis to wife's hand as she slept . The selfish Barrie spared no thought to his liberal use of adhesive and as such #julie can't shoot anything out her nostrils . #did barrie show you my pic ffs ??cried Julie as she #slipped and landed on my balls squashing them. 'I didn't want to look!', but muttered #mick's foot looks like baz's wife under my breath.

    Meanwhile #new restrictions on dev means #dev hasn't seen er's penis in quite some time and #dev killed er at lemon party . #dev saddened by allegations decided to ramp up his 'preparations'.
     
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  16. Tina.

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    Be nice if some festive spirit was added. Just saying.
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gas delivers again.
     
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    I would like to say Wid from left to right but would probably soil my pants as soon as blondie showed me those tay tays.
     
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