Thanks to Iain, who inspired me with the following example of shíte patter: A man is cutting a lawn NEIGHBOUR - Are you gonna cut mine while you're at it? Hahaha! Here are some of my favourites: A man discusses walking his big and/or boisterous dog - Well, he takes ME for walk, really! Hahaha! You're out in the rain OLD MAN - Good weather for ducks! Hahaha! Two family members discussing a baby's first Christmas RELATIVE - So did little _____ get a lot of presents? FATHER - Yeah, she had more fun playing with the boxes, though! Hahaha! Daily occurrence in a call centre STAFF - That's all sorted for you. Anything else I can help you with? CUSTOMER - Yeah, the six winning numbers for Saturday's lottery, please! Hahaha! Feel free to add your own
I'm sorry i'm sorry don't hit me again i won't do it again. Ah ha ha how many times have you heard that ****e?
'Yank' tourist ootside Waverley Station: "Where's the nearest boozer?" Me: "You're f****n' lookin' at him chum!"
What's the time? Time you got a watch. How are you? Can't complain - and even if I did no one would listen. Who do you support? Oh well, someone has to I suppose. He'd be late for his own funeral.
****e bookies patter; I did straight forecast 421 214 came in **** off How did your horse do? Still running haha If it didn't hit that last fence etc ****ing eejit missed a peno cost me a grand No one wants to hear ****e in the bookies,we all have our own sad stories and keep them to yourself thank you very much.