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What are you buying your other half for Christmas?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina., Dec 19, 2017.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Wooft. Saints knocks Monica's head clean off with a massive uppercut to his rhombus-like jaw.
     
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  2. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Could you not have sold him a derelict crackhouse in Detroit with a fantastic yield?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Depends on how smart he is. Ones in Orlando were going for about $12k two years ago and now they are about $45k
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Not smart.
     
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  5. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Ask for someone to buy yourself a present or voucher that you know your significant other really wants, you then generously say it's for them on the big day and receive massive kudos from all and it doesn't cost you a penny.
     
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  6. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Latex gimpsuit?
     
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  7. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    A mortgage in saints name?

    Think its Jack Wills
     
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  8. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    A jack wills latex gimpsuit!
     
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  9. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    signed by ST and his Japanese boyfriend, the one with the bigger circumcised dick.
     
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