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Classic Patter

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Gambol, Dec 28, 2017.

  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Yer clubs deid mate, beat it
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Aye “beat it” is classic patter
     
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  3. In you pop
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    "Get your coat you've pulled"haha
    Never fails!
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    "Hullo, doll :grin:" always fails. But still a classic.
     
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  6. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    It's said an Irish accent or brogue is a sure fire winner, it's not.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    **** up, Gambol.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Classic Ian ROFL IIRC ETC
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Welcome aboard, buddy <ok>
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Would you like to come up and see my Hornby train set?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's a lovely dress, it would look great at the foot of my bed.
     
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  12. Moses

    Moses Well-Known Member

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    I like your little merkin.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You are one wee, sick bastard.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Excuse me ,I think I dropped something.My jaw(
     
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  15. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Pack your bags and move to france always a topper also, IIIRRC
     
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  16. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Asking a mechanic for new foreskin washers.

    /TTOPPED
     
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  17. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    Any of you ever heard that one.

    You know.

    Where aldos maw runs away with a darkie?
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well it could have been worse, she could have moved to Perth.

    That would just be too much.
     
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  19. Da Original M.D 20/20

    Da Original M.D 20/20 Well-Known Member

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    But your maw moved to Blairgowrie?

    Isn't that the toy story equivilent of infinity and beyond?
     
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Now you are talking gibberish Angus
     
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