Off Topic Jamie Carragher spits at a 14 year old girl

I can't imagine what someone speaking Danish in a scouse accent sounds like

 

Daily mirror saying he’s been dropped from tonight’s Monday night football.

 

... probably similar to Steve McLaren's 'Dutch ... Jan Molby did the reverse ... as I recall....

 

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Jan Molby

 

The most positive news if he does get sacked is that nobody will ever have to hear him say "Granit Xhaka" again. Volcano of saliva after that

 

Sky have suspended him.

 

from the neighbourhood?

 

... it's now pronounced 'Salahva' on Merseyside .... in honour of the current greatest player in the wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurld

 

Employment numbers will be down to single figures in merseyside if he does get the sack.

 

they won't sack him. They'll just suspend him til it blows over as sky are loving this manc vs scouser bromance they have going on

 

Keys and Gray?

... and they can always find another whiney, nasally, spit monger ... Joey Barton will be pitching for it for sure

 

those two were crap and they wanted to move them on for a while so i heard.

How about your avatar for a month says carragher won't get fired.

@Spurlock put this one up mate

 

Nope ... I quite like having it back and I certainly wouldn't be risking it over Mr C ... I think you must have a thing for my avatar

 

i'm doing you a service, you was getting loads of laughs with your new avatar compared to what you normally peddle out mate

 

Shouldn't get sacked, him and GNev are gold. If they replace him with that utter plonker Thierry Henry I'll be gutted, Henry has about as much personality as a car park attendant.

 

I think you'll find that mine has a mention in the 'favourite avatars' thread .... yours' gets a brief mention in the "Lacking In Imagination" thread

 

i'm not sure what the relevance of people liking your avatar has got to do with helping you get more laughs than you normally do