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Match Day Thread Big Fat Sham vs Wor Fat Spanish Waiter

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Apr 20, 2018.

  1. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Alreet peeps? I see you're all hanging around waiting with baited breath for me to come up with another match winning match day thread......well here it is !

    Match Details

    Rafa takes our boys down to the Wirral hoping to extend our winning run even further. Standing in his way (not that difficult) is the substantial unit that is Big Fat Sam, shady ex England boss and former Toon manager/ex-mackem player. To get one over him would be sweet indeed to say the least. His managerial record against us is as follows:-

    P 23
    W 12
    D 4
    L 7

    Venue - Goodison Park
    Date - 23rd May 2018
    Kick off time - them slags at sky have gotten their grubby little paws on this one as well and kick off is scheduled for 8pm

    Ref details

    Bob Marley - first outing for us this season for him. Last seen in the middle for us against Brighton in Feb last year in the Fizzy Pop league.

    Team news

    Atsu seems to be the only doubt for our matchday squad so i'm expecting an unprecedented unchanged line up for the 4th game in succession.

    Interesting stuff

    There is literally nothing....it seems to just be a massive **** hole. There aren't even any places called Everton elsewhere in the world, so if you're going to the game just make sure you get in, get out...nee ****ing about cos it looks a bit lairy :-

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    Stay safe people.

    Prediciton - I'm gonna attempt to keep the winning run going, and I'm going for a tight fought 3-2 win for the Toon. Perez, Kenedy and Salami to find the onion bag for us.
     
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  2. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    We are on a roll so another 2-1 to us.
     
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  3. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    As the Cronemeister match thread has assured us of total, utter victory agin Jabba:



    1-1
     
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  4. mickeybnufc

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    Hard fought 6-0 to the Toon, or 1-1 just don't know
     
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  5. LiamO

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    That Everton questionnaire they sent out is a bit tasty. Fat Sam is fuming.. <laugh>
     
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  6. General Lee Speaking

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    How would a draw see us leapfrog them when they would also get a point?
     
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  7. General Lee Speaking

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    As long as I don't have to look at Fat Sam standing there with that smug look on his face for beating us. Rafa needs to school this block headed chancer in the art of management. Slimani to start and bag a brace in a 2-0 win for the lads. If Big Mo could cripple Rooney in a crunching tackle early doors that would be great too.
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    They did the same last year with Koeman. Wasn't a big deal then but I think with their fans wanting his turgid style out, its all coming to a head. These things probably go under the radar until someone isn't liked.
     
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  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I think if we can avoid defeat then we have a great chance of winning, or at least getting a point!
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    ****house of a thread mate.
     
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  11. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Always copying what someone else said first. It’s not clever mate.

    And Cronemeister why didn’t you let Cronemeister do it, he was on a run!!! <doh>
     
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  12. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    Doh!! Clearly hit the sauce a bit early there :)
     
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  13. cronemeister

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    If we lose I nominate you to do the next one :)
     
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  14. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    And according to the stupid twat Law to
    This is the reason why he's picking an Everton win

    ****ing great football logic here
     
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  15. JakartaToon

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    Tough one this. If we can keep it tight till half time the crowd will get on their backs. We can then catch them on the break on the second and steal a scrappy 1-0 win.
    Standard manager speech away from home that.
     
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  16. jimileysbaldhead

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    There is literally nothing....it seems to just be a massive **** hole. There aren't even any places called Everton elsewhere in the world, so if you're going to the game just make sure you get in, get out...nee ****ing about cos it looks a bit lairy :-

    There's a village called Everton on the Bawtry to Gainsborough road in Nottinghamshire...:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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  17. cronemeister

    cronemeister Well-Known Member

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    So there is, I stand corrected. Probably a way nicer place than where the ground is :)
     
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  18. jimileysbaldhead

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    I used to pass through it many years ago on my way to Gainsborough. It is a much nicer place than where Goodison Park is.
    Just as a little aside, I was evicted from Goodison back in 1974 and threw up all over a copper, he wasn't best pleased...<laugh>
     
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  19. PhilK

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    Odd isn't it rival fans scream abuse at us when we see Allardyce or Pardew or Shteve for what they are, but when they are put in charge of THEIR teams, OH THATS DIFFERENT !!!!
    First you have tossers like Patrick Barclay whole page article "Why Newcastle fans should apologize to Pardew" (He had already along with several other London based hacks attacked Newcastle fans over Allardyce being removed) but not a peep from him to the - hundreds ? - of Newcastle fans saying "How about an apology from YOU, wrong again ?" with yet another mess at WBA
    Now the Everton "poll" against Allardyce - and not a word said against Everton OR it's fans
    CRIMINAL double standards is an understatement
     
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  20. anyobrien

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    Two nowt to the lads
     
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