Local Humour

Everywhere has a sense of humour and as you travel about you sometimes get it you sometimes don't.

Tell us a story that makes you laugh about where you are from.

Here's mine, you may find it funny you may not. I don't care.

There is a local girl who is known as Tina Tache for her furry upper lip, at some point in her life Tina became aware of her cruel nickname. It became something that just slipped off the tongue, "I was taking to Tina Tache in the pub last night", "I'm off shopping with Tina Tache".

Tina had enough and decided to take action and had electrolysis on her upper lip to end this nickname once and for all. I imagine that anyone would do the same.
Off Tina Tache went and the furry upper lip was no more.

I met my mate recently for a pint and we were just chatting and he mentioned a bit of problem the night before where there had been a fight between two girls in the local workman's club.

These were his exact words.

"Tanya Bow found out Tina No Tache was shagging her boyfriend."

Life is cruel.

 

There's an FA cup semi final on and you expect me to tell you a story?

 

Yeah.

 

I thought a Tache was standard for birds in the Valleys mate?

 

Can confirm.

 

You can tell the posh birds as they don't have winnets in them.

 

FFS Luv.

 

Listen once Utd are ahead I lose interest.

 

When I worked in India we had a KP who was a Spurs fan who went by the name of Ramit Inmah Ashol.

 

I'm guessing that's not true.

 

Same as your story about a bird with a Tache standing out in the Valleys mate

 

Same as HIAG’s entire posting history on here.