The Londonistan violent crime thread

The inventor of the ice cream scoop would be devastated if he knew that giving his brothers freedom would have turned into such mindless violence.

 

Sounds like a penis disease.

 

In what way?

 

Like venereal but with an X, you Lego headed pedant.

 

As a people they do like really stupid names. #not-racist

 

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An ice cream scoop is just a spoon hardly a brilliant invention like say motor cars aeroplanes electricty guns the internet or ice cream.

 

It is by far the best invention they came up with though, so maybe just give them a bit of a break?

 

Some people will like this.

 

According to My Bredren Dem practically everything was invented by negroes. When asked for any substantive proof of such claims they reliably informed me that honkies stole every invention from black people and put the patents in their own names thus robbing the inventors of £Billions over the centuries.

I have contested these facts and the stock answer is that all evidence has been removed from the records by white folks who are racist to stop any claims being made by the descendants.

Oh, and America was populated by negroes before Columbus ever set foot there. Books and everything say so. No archeological evidence to support this claim but again we come to the conspiracy theory that white folks throw away anything that could be used as proof.

 

The shower is mankind's greatest invention.

That's this thread finished for pretendy Oirish hygenically challenged Smelltic fans on here.

 

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I am stealing that

 

^^^ plagiarism

 

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**** waiting two years for an award ...

 

Was he not well? Or did he have a prior engagement?

 

Blown his chances buddy

 

^^^^Hate criminal