Off Topic Bar TO LET

Serious question.
Do southerners not do tongue in cheek?

 

You did indeed. Was in catchup mode, so found your post after I posted mine.

 

Any chance of a pint?
Amazing display today,I trust we are all in a jovial mood.

 

The saloon needs a new manager for a while.

 

Why? You’re not off to Australia are you

 

He may already be there?

Have we an aussie that could run the joint in the meantime like half of London's boozers

 

Good grief a bar without the owner but the keys are still in the lock, we'll need to chill the beer a bit, it has always been a bit warm, and there is space for a barbie so I say while the old geezers got his feet up we just drink his grog and party hard !!!

Careful not to raise too much of a bin or the locals police will turn up though

And the girls haven't much to do either so.........

 

Getting a bit late over here, think most of the regulars have chipped off to bed

 

He might need to chat to himself

 

What the ........ you wait all day and then the two of them turn up, always pleased to see you both !!



Don't forget there are a few pokies and also a beach next to the pool where you can chill!!

 

Wait all day? I've been on and off all day

 

I can't be held responsible for your weak bladder !

 

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I still haven't got my old pair back from Glory..

 

R R R

 

Yeah, feck the UNOFFICIAL rules........