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Off Topic Personal barber

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by robcentral, Aug 23, 2018.

  1. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    You could be waiting a while then !
     
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  2. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    If you bought the best razor in the world it would still piss you off when you see it on the side of the bath or the bottom of the shower having been blunted on armpits and legs (stop now).
     
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  3. balkan tiger

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    Allthough there is no Brian, Brian's is still there.
     
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  4. Godrevy Buoy

    Godrevy Buoy Well-Known Member

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    Good to know.
     
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  5. Kempton

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    :angry:

     
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  6. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Mach 3.

    Liz Earle sensitive shave creme containing clary sage and shave grass to soothe and calm, purifying eucalyptus, plus naturally derived foaming agents.

    Liz Earle after-shaving moisturiser with self-heal extract, borage oil and natural source vitamin E.

    Tom Ford velvet orchid or tobacco vanille eau de parfum dependent on mood.
     
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  7. Trau Morgus

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    I ask for mach 3 razors off everyone for Xmas. I make them last the year.

    Basically, I ****ing hate shaving and paying £25 of my own money a month towards it would boil my piss.
     
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  8. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    Mach 3 followed by a face mask of banana skins.

    You too could look like me...

    We'll you couldn't, but if you were really lucky...
     
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  9. Happy Tiger

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    Ern.

    I've no idea what any of that is.

    But reading that just made me feel aroused.

    And confused.
     
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  10. HHH

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    Chazz for men.

    Do what you want to do, be what you want to be...

     
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  11. Chilton's Hundreds

    Chilton's Hundreds Well-Known Member

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    Does it come with a free gift ?
     
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  12. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I do like that advert.
     
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  13. Cillit Bang

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    I use Harry’s. As I am a sensitive flower, Bic & Gillette will not do. The razors Harry’s provide are excellent, don’t leave razor burn & don’t butcher your chops! The kits look really stylish too.
    I heartily recommend them. As I don’t shave often (once a week-ish) I’ve set it up so they post out 8 blades (detachable heads) and one foam every 3 months. Costs around £19 but works out hell of a lot cheaper than regular razors.
    If you use this link, you’ll get £5 off your order (and so will I!)
    harrys.com/invite/8jv3ub


    Ohhhhh Jamie Woood,
    Yes he’s very, very goooood,
    He does everything he shooooould,
    And he makes me pull my pud, Ohhhhh Jamieeee Wooooood......
     
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  14. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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  15. Plum

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    I can see the appeal of this to someone who needs to shave every day so gets through blades and who doesn't like shopping. No different to having groceries delivered or using Amazon to buy stuff.
    Personally I don't shave every day and I have time for and don't mind shopping so it's not for me, but good luck with it all the same.
     
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  16. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    It'll be monogrammed bog paper next scented with jojoba oil with a subtle hint of aloe vera.

    Hello to any Vera's who may be reading btw.
     
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  17. Plum

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    I bet you're a torn-up copy of the Daily Mirror down the dunny sort of guy then? :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  18. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    I just drag me arse along the bath mat when I've finished. A bit like the dog does on the grass.
     
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  19. Mr Hatem

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    The topic is still shaving?
    Do you shave your arse you gaylord?
     
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  20. BlackAndAmberGambler

    BlackAndAmberGambler Well-Known Member

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    This could run for a while but what is the weirdest thing you've ever used after a number 2?

    Mines a rhubarb leaf when I got caught short whilst out running.
     
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