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    Started a new job as a postman today , my first delivery had a note on the door saying " If no one is in hide in the garage "

    That’s 8 hours I’ve been hiding and still nobody’s found me......
     
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    • I shat myself last night.
    • I was having a beer in an airport bar when a paki rushed in screaming
    • "allah, allah, allah, allah, allah......., alava coke and bag of nuts please.
    • Stuttering Bastard!!!!
     
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    • A man walks into a fishmongers with a salmon under his arm.
    • "Do you sell fishcakes?" he asks.
    • "Of course," says the fishmonger."
    • Oh good," says the man,"it"s his birthday!"
     
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