Off Topic Proof that Norwich is the place to be

Ipswich nemesis

 

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UAE?

 

Too right, we should discuss Norfolk generally. Lovely place.

Last time I was there I got to ride some local Broads then caught crabs in Croma....

 

Flemish.

 

I visit Norfolk three or four times a year and have done for the past 20 years.

That’s well over a hundred visits, maybe more.

I’ve been to Norwich dozens of times.

It’s full of weirdos, backward tramps and beggars. Try finding somewhere decent to eat in the land of the remedial and you’ll be there until hell freezes over.

Any **** says any different and they’re either from the turd hole and are trying to defend it or they’re lying.

Her indoors has mentioned retiring there. I’d rather chop my own knackers off with a rusty machete.

Seeing as I’m the most qualified to speak on this matter on this forum you can discard any other comments should you be undecided on what Naaaaaarch is like.

 

I do have a rusty machete funnily enough

Just saying...just in case...

 

You're full of it .... just saying like.

 

Well that nicely sets up a winner takes all Smackdown between Carmine and BarcHullona. Make it so.

 

Boston is about equidistant between Hull and Norwich so first Boston Crab settles it.

 

You should have a look around Hull, around many hollowed out cities and towns...

 

Tens of thousands that's not many.

It can't be a patch on Paris they get in the region of 40 million overnight visitors per year.

Germans love it too! So much so they annexed it a while back.

They never done that to Norwich.

 

I've never been to Norwich apart from being diverted there with a flight from Amsterdam which should have landed at Humberside which was fogged in. Norwich wasn't much better, apart from the fact they had radar landing facility which at the time Humberside didn't. It took 6 hours to go by bus back to Humberside because of the dense fog.

 

Once did a week training at the British sugar ethanol plant in wissington while vivergo was being built at saltend. Was genuinely the worst week of my life. Seems far fetched but I swear to god one of the blokes had a leg of “venison” in the freezer that he was gonna cook over the weekend for the lads on night shift. Oh yeah sorry, it was roadkill. ****ing backwards ****s. I ****ed off on the Thursday with pretend food poisoning

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/propert...-one-50-best-places-Britain-asks-Halifax.html

No sign of Partridge Town in the Top 50.

You can't get further from London than Orkney.

Do the math.

 

Which position was Hull?

 

It is still a lot more visitors than Hull. Though to be fair there is a lot more to see in Norwich and better shopping.

 

My better half was born and bred in Norfolk, 20 minutes from Norwich.

Absolutely hates the place. She’s adamant that it’s full of bitter, narrow minded, nasty inbred people who despise outsiders. Couldn’t wait to leave the place.

Explains why certain posters on here defend the place to the hilt.


She moved to Hull when she was 18 and stayed put.
















The comment about her wanting to move back on my previous post was said for comedy purposes.

 

Carmine wins.

The End.