One of the great punchlines of all-time: "I'm just deciding whether to pot the pink or the brown". If you've never heard the gag it's fairly self-explanatory.
Rui Patricio wears number 11 in goal for Wolves because the Number 1 was taken already. Probably get the purists puking into their pints of IPA. Gary Hooper wore 88 for Celtic, which is a favoured number for Neo Nazi groups (sig runes and that). However, he quelled rumours of him being a skinhead as it turns out 88 is the year of his birth.