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Discussion in 'Bristol City' started by Shinycitylad7, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    You like in the Port, it’s compulsory there
     
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  2. RedorDead

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  3. AshtonRed

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    You seem to know rather a lot about the locations of these practices..... I wonder why? <laugh><laugh>
     
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  4. Chris-Gashead

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    Some things never change. you lot can’t get over the gas. Wiz still moans like a grand mother, shiny still sucks cock and ROD still shags sheep. Nowt changes round these neck of these woods ;)

    UTG
     
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  5. wizered

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    Good ol' Chris, welcome back, we are happy to have such an articulate, imaginative, knowledgeable and creative person rejoin us.
     
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  6. AshtonRed

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    Of course we would be Wiz, when that happens let us know won’t you.<laugh><laugh>
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Yez Sur..<laugh><laugh>
     
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  8. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    and you're still a virgin. Welcome back.
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    This is an impostor, there are no swear words!
     
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  10. AshtonRed

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    We plainly have different standards , in my house cock and shag are swear words, understand where your coming from though.
     
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  11. RedorDead

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    If you know Chris Gushead you would know he can’t talk without swearing his nuts off
     
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  12. Chris-Gashead

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    Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Yep." Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?" Welshman: "Dog dont talk But." Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Welshman: (Look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman) Dog: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play." Welshman: (Look of total disbelief) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?" Welshman: "Horse dont talk but." Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?" Horse: "Cool." Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!) Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the welshman) Horse: "Yep." Englishman: "How's he treating you?" Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather." Welshman: (Look of total amazement) Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?" Welshman: "That sheeps a ****ing liar bud!!"
     
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  13. wizered

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    Chris is back with a bang, god help us, unless I've missed something.:p
     
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  14. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    I can confirm he is not a virgin. ROD told me <whistle>
     
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  15. Chris-Gashead

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    and he only knows cuz his misses told him ;)
     
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  16. RedorDead

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    ****ing weirdo
     
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  17. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Stopped reading after Englishman
     
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  19. Captain Jack Sparrow

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    It's not Chris's fault if you cant read! He probably forgot about the poor education system in South Bristol ;)
     
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  20. wizered

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    please log in to view this image
     
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