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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Jun 6, 2019.

  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    His mum shaves his arse and he shaves his chest and legs. <doh> I'd slap the hair off him if I was his dad and he asked my bird (his mother) to shave his arse. <laugh>:emoticon-0172-mooni

    We went full gimp.

    Never go full gimp. :bandit:
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    He should just get it waxed really, if he’s a real man.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    I genuinely find it odd as **** that any man would shave his legs and chest and arse hair off.

    Ball bags and cock yeah I get it. But the rest? <laugh>
     
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    Imagine having to keep that up throughout your adult life every couple of weeks.

    And how much of a sad fck you would feel as you do it. What an absolute prick.
     
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  5. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Absolute **** mate.

    Jocks are ****ing strange all round but this fella has me beelin like spazzy mongo ken
     
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  6. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Imagine your his new bird you go round to meet his folks and mums all like

    "Hoos yar arsh we laddie? ya waannt mammy to shave it for ya agin after yar teee? OK teke yar pants off wee man"

    Yeah that'll go down well <laugh>
     
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    Sadly I think there will be quite a few modern day birds who will think it's all rather "adorable" and probably give him a hand job whilst his ma is gilletting his arse at the same time, while dad is posting the live feed on facebook.

    It's ****s like this why I won't watch this stuff or Towie or Jersey knobs or any of this ****e.
     
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    A thread about a pacy winger morphs into arse hair.

    Special.
     
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  9. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Blame skysportsnews metthyew for abandoning his own thread <laugh>

    Anyways this is an important issue Tobes, not sure how old the hairless wonder is but if a 20/23 Yr old girl asked her dad to shave her arse it's odd as ****. Possibly even incestuous.

    "Mum shave me arse"
    Whut da actual ****<laugh><cracker>

    #equality #outraged
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I watched today's performance and I think a 2/10 is generous.
     
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    Treble with the instant gaydar <laugh>
     
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  12. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That’ll do for me, you know what a 2 looks like better than any of us mate having watched a full season of Naby Savage.
     
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    It’s for Matthews benefit, he loves Love Island
     
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  14. Commachio

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    So what channel and what time is this Love Island thing on?
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Never knew you was into hairless young men comm:emoticon-0135-makeu
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Hoping to get some top tips.
     
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    Just ask ya mam to shave ya arse it's all the rage these days apparently and totally normal<laugh>
     
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  18. Sucky

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    That meghan tart from last year
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    Wid but with the window open so her nose and tits don't melt
     
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  19. Matth_2014

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    Bale should’ve passed to him, Instead of taking a shot in my opinion.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Do a Fred on it.
     
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