Fathers Day

Remind me... why do we call you "Bambi?"

 

You do Quentin... I think it's because I'm King of the forest ... like Bambi .... title and all that ... you are in awe

 

Then fill them up with sugar and get them super excited just before it's time to leave.

 

And make sure they learn every swear word in the book and blame it on local fishermen.

 

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My daughter made me a card at nursery which was cute and she got me some Ralph Lauren sliders, which I’m sure if I check my account, I’ve paid for. Also got to go out with the lads to the boxing so all in all a good result.

My dad was a horrible **** so hopefully somebody pissed on his grave over the weekend.

 

This is a pet hate of mine.

I get that sometimes logistics mean that it's impossible for a parent to stay and watch their kids at a party/sports event but it should always be the number one priority. If you can't stay then ask another parent to keep an eye on your kid. Don't leave the kid stranded as the only one who hasn't got a parent to go to at half time or has to cry to a stranger because they've had a knock at a party.

Parents who drop their kids at a party or footie training and then stroll off to go to Costa for a chat = twats. Is a mochachinno and a gossip really more important than watching your kids having fun?

Especially mums or dads who don't work but still can't find the time to watch their kids. **** off.

 

I went to visit my father in prison. Hes doing a stretch for a crime he didnt commit. It's not all bad as he likes the food and has married a fraudster turned supergrass called Clementine (not his real name, on the outside he's known as Turncoat Terry).

 

Is he in the A-Team ?

 

No the A-Team isn't real. Who is this idiot?

 

My online persona is called Piskie. But my real name is Howling Mad Murdoch. I did a stretch in a psychiatric ward but my nam buddies busted me out. I now fly planes for a living, but if you can find me, then maybe you can hire me.

 

I ain’t getting on no damn Plane with you sucka

 

Sockeriffic.

 

A Team got no vegans, fool ... might be an opening (pun intended) with Charlie's Angels

 

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Bit early for wine mate, 6.30

 

Morning or evening?

 

you tell us, you take it to bed with you.

 

... doesn't really work unless you are accompanied by a woman with her own glass of wine ... you should try it some time

 

OK Ron Jeremies.