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  1. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14908568

    "Microsoft has taken the wraps off the next generation of its Windows operating system.
    Windows 8 is designed to run on tablet computers, as well as desktop and laptop PCs.
    The software, which is due to be released in 2012 will work on the popular ARM-designed low power processors for the first time.
    Microsoft has been under pressure to come up with an answer to Apple's iOS and Google's Android platforms.
    Unveiling Windows 8 at the Build developers' conference in California, Windows division president Steven Sinofsky declared: "We re-imagined Windows. From the chipset to the user experience."
    The system will function through one of two interfaces; a traditional desktop, similar to that seen in previous editions of Windows, and a tablet version, known as Metro.
    Metro features larger, chunky controls of the sort that best suit touchscreen use. The current lack of such an input method is widely seen as the reason why few Windows 7 tablets exist.
    Microsoft said that it would also be launching its own online marketplace - the Windows Store - to sell downloadable applications."

    Am I the only one who thinks these tablet devices are pointless and will die off in a few years? I mean do we really need a device that fits in between a smartphone and a netbook which is still pretty damn portable and as far as I can see that is the only advantage of a tablet over a netbook.
     
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  2. SUPERNORWICH 23

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    They are just a way of outing arseholes on the tube..............
     
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  3. Tom_BCFC

    Tom_BCFC Billy Bibbit
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    tablets are pointless and a waste of money ;)
     
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  4. Kim Jong Il

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    tablets are too big to be truly portable and in a few years phones will overtake them. Phones are already as good as laptops were about 5 years ago so the next generation of phones should be awesome.
     
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  5. Bhoy From Brum

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    I have a tv watch - that never ****ing took off. No longer works due to the digital takeover <grr>
     
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  6. Sam Axe

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    I always think of tablets as overgrown smartphones that can't make phone calls.
     
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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    i saw a guy taking pics with his ipad. he looked like a prize cock.
     
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  8. Sam Axe

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    I can imagine. Ipads are owned exclusively by prize cocks. When I see something like that I just think "for God's sake if you can afford an ipad you can afford a proper camera you twat".
     
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  9. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    There is an Apple Superstore in Covent garden, when new products come out 100s of sad losers camp outside 3 days before to buy these things..
    When they finally let them in the Apple staff hype them up like evangelical preachers and they start wooping screaming and dancing.....
    Where was your suicide bomber when you want one?
     
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  10. Kim Jong Il

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    My phone has a better camera than ipads do. also my camera is considerably better and cost much less and i only look like a bit of a cock holding it in public.

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  11. Sam Axe

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    At least you are taking photos with a device designed to take photos so that means you don't look like a cock holding it
     
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  12. Sam Axe

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    Ah the fanboys, gotta love them. These are the people who think Steve Jobs was the 2nd coming of the Messiah and that anything that doesn't start with an 'i' is the work of Satan himself
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    15 years ago I tried to start a new business to make cameras that you could also use to make phone calls. They all laughed at me.
     
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  14. Sam Axe

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    At the moment I'm trying to start a business to make toasters that hoover your house for you and I'm seeing the same thing
     
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  15. John Smith

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    There's your problem then. A phone camera is a pish idea...
     
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  16. Kim Jong Il

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    camera phones however....
     
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  17. Mick

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    It's funny because it's true
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Thecno snobs eh, who would have them?
     
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  19. alwaysright

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    But he still only takes pictures of his cock !<laugh>
     
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  20. Mick

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    My boss was handed a company iphone (which he didn't really want) and has managed to win 2 iPads in the last 6 months whilst playing online poker. Every time we manage to meet someone new for a business meeting or whatever and they have an Apple product I proceed to tell "ah my boss here is a huge Apple fan, he even has an iPhone and two iPads"

    It's funny because people smile, don't say much, but secretly think he's a cock - and he can't be annoyed going through the rigmarole of telling them how he accidentally acquired so many Apple products.

    It's even funnier when these random people come back and start talking about Apple later to him when trying to make polite conversation.
     
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