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Off Topic Warm Glow- Since 2014- now like Milan- Mackem Free

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Don't get me wrong I won't miss his attempts at humour, the repetitive hypocritical craic, or his inflated ego but I just think banning should be for extreme circumstances. I don't know what's gone on so hard to say but unless someone is literally derailing every thread then I think a gentle reminder from mods is all that is usually required. I accept in his case they'd probably find him trying to lecture them on why they are wrong.

    Howay what does he ever achieve? He usually ends up back on his own board seeking moral support by claiming to have dropped a couple of bombs and then left people to scurry, or how people are always talking about him. I don't think he's that much hassle to deal with really. He comes on has a go, fails, then boomerangs again 3 months later or when something bad has happened to Newcastle.

    There is no thread you could set up big enough to contain his ego.
     
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  2. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    He's absolutely top viewing when he starts reiterating all his achievements, how he's just an ordinary working bloke and the rest of the sh!te he spouts. However the creme de la crème is when he starts inviting bets to prove him wrong.....<laugh>

    £500 was the magical figure last night....<laugh>
     
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  3. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    It's not as if he hasn't got form for being banned...or running away and hiding like a pussy after dropping his 'bombs' doh the sad twat. Anyway, the mackems are like a Jules Verne novel...Two Leagues Under <laugh> Right, which one of you lot wants to blow him first?
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Oh by the way, I've christened you lot Smug's Boys. You know who you are! :)
     
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  5. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Smug's Merry Boys :emoticon-0135-makeu S.M.B. <whistle>
     
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  6. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Have you put your unbanning request in yet.
     
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  7. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Not likely <laugh>
     
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  8. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You do know mods can ban individual posters from threads? I use to put in ban requests if things got out of hand with posters who'd reappear on thread after thread and **** it up for everyone else. But when we started kicking troublemakers off individual threads the need for bans more or less disappeared. You can hardly ban anyone from this thread for being a knob, so if someone goes onto other threads and knackering them, use the tool!
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    they did and and someone did
     
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  10. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Why the ban then?
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    don't know, I don't deal with them
    maybe because he's got form for being a total tosser
     
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  12. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Only to you guys. We've been to many matches and he's a top, top, bloke. I know you don't believe that, but, meh!
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Best mackem poster on here is (or was) Comm. Great craic.
     
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  14. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Don't know where Comm went...?
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I think he goes on the GC or Premier League forums.
     
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  16. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    Makes sense. He enjoyed GC, although I always thought it was a bit mad.
     
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  17. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    He’s a **** and was banned for his derailing. He’s been banned off his own board and several others before if I recall too. There’s clearly a pattern.

    Me and Dorty may be ****s but we were banned IN CASE we went wumming.

    More snowflakes than the North Pole over there. <ok>

    What’s all this stuff about a bet to prove he’s not a bullshitter?
     
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  18. Sammy's Silky Skills

    Sammy's Silky Skills Well-Known Member

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    He dished it and took it. He also hated captain bullshit.
     
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    T. 100%.
     
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  20. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    You're calling us snowflakes when you're stamping your foot in a temper tantrum? <whistle>
     
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    Sidthemackem, Jul 7, 2019
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