Come To Me

My brothers.

Now that the Orange Man has removed the American infidels from the Caliphate we can rise again. Al-ḥamdu lil-lāh.

Now is the time to reject your Western decadence and join with me in the name of Allah.

Allahu Akbar!

 

ja606 ---->

 

Brother Toby, you are now to be known as Abdullah. I welcome you as a follower of Allah and the great prophet Mohammad. Tell your brothers, tell your friends, do not tell the infidels who seek to destroy us.

 

The real reason for the burka is that muslim wimmin are ****in ugly.

 

An assertion that cannot be disproved, unless you marry one.

 

Brother Gambol, you are now to be known as Mustafa. Join the risen Caliphate and you can remove the burqa of many women. Muslim women like to **** too.

 

Brother stopmeandslapme, you are now to be known as Jalal. I have a muslim woman for you to marry. She goes like a ****ing train. But first you must fight like a true jihadi. Fight first, pussy later.

 

True, ugly wimmin are often a really good ride cos they don't often get the chance.

 

I have a rag for my heid, am I in babes?

 

Well you should know Fingers.

 

Tina wiz a terrific ride

 

Was she a suicide bomber?

 

I hear the security is lax in Glasgow, just saying

 

People often remark on my sunni disposition

PBUH

 

Do we get to eat crispy bacon?

 

*bummer

She got bummed to death.

 

What a way to go!

 

Faizullah, you are not worthy but we need people for the front line.

 

Abdur Rahim, you must give up such low women. The sight of a woman's flesh must be for her husband only.

 

Fakhruddin, you seem like a delight.