Sent a text mini luv telling him he cant go out with his friends tonight because we can't pick him up and he's not allowed to walk home in the dark. The reply was something like... Please can I go out tonight because you have a parents evening tomorrow and you'll 100% ground me after that, so can I go tonight?
My very first parents evening at seconday school i stole my report off the head of years desk, that **** got burned not long after. I carried this tradition on until i left school. And got away with it somehow never having to go through that trauma.
The older kids are very good and have done well in school but mini luv hates it and we have a lot of problems with him. It's worse because it's clear that he's like me.
Let him go Put him in a manly headlock and give his hair a loving fatherly ruffle Slip a few Notes in his pocket Remind him to not be too nice to the bitches and always smoke Good Weed See you Layta Son, enjoy ya self
My family do my head in. My daughter passed her driving test on Tuesday 7th attempt, we insure her and she gets in the car for the first time and hits the neighbours van backing off the drive, the first 10 seconds of her being able to drive and she does that and carries on driving off without the ****ing lights on.
Erm....perhaps taking 7 attempts to pass the test might have given a clue? She probably scared the **** out of the examiner and he threw the first piece of paper available at her just to get out of the car!
Give your son the car keys, tell him to drive himself home. He can probably manage that at 12, and you know it won't take him 7 goes to pass his driving test.
Luv cant pick his kids up because he’s too busy necking whatever case of craft beer he’s received in his subscription delivery today.
Lol I remember once, my niece was driving I flashed my phone Cam for Bantz whilst sat in back and told her that the Camera outside had just flashed her. She cried all the way home...silly cow...so dumb. Didn't tell her till next day...she didn't deserve to be told after that reaction