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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Nov 21, 2019.

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Do I let him go out for being a cheeky twat/honest?

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  2. No

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sent a text mini luv telling him he cant go out with his friends tonight because we can't pick him up and he's not allowed to walk home in the dark.

    The reply was something like...

    Please can I go out tonight because you have a parents evening tomorrow and you'll 100% ground me after that, so can I go tonight?
     
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  2. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Let him out.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    My very first parents evening at seconday school i stole my report off the head of years desk, that **** got burned not long after.

    I carried this tradition on until i left school. And got away with it somehow never having to go through that trauma.
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The older kids are very good and have done well in school but mini luv hates it and we have a lot of problems with him. It's worse because it's clear that he's like me. <laugh>
     
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  5. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    Let him go

    Put him in a manly headlock and give his hair a loving fatherly ruffle
    Slip a few Notes in his pocket
    Remind him to not be too nice to the bitches
    and always smoke Good Weed

    See you Layta Son, enjoy ya self
     
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  6. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    How old is he?
     
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    Solid_Air 2 Well-Known Member

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    Honesty like that deserves rewarding .<laugh>
     
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  8. luvgonzo

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  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    that's him ****ed for about the next 4 months then.
     
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  10. luvgonzo

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    He gets picked up usually but Mrs luv working late so no car.
     
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  11. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    My family do my head in. My daughter passed her driving test on Tuesday 7th attempt, we insure her and she gets in the car for the first time and hits the neighbours van backing off the drive, the first 10 seconds of her being able to drive and she does that and carries on driving off without the ****ing lights on.
     
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  12. Libby

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    <laugh>
     
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    Erm....perhaps taking 7 attempts to pass the test might have given a clue?

    She probably scared the **** out of the examiner and he threw the first piece of paper available at her just to get out of the car!
     
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    guess she's not picking the lad up then<whistle>
     
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  15. brb

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    <laugh> bright kid <ok>
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Give your son the car keys, tell him to drive himself home. He can probably manage that at 12, and you know it won't take him 7 goes to pass his driving test.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Luv cant pick his kids up because he’s too busy necking whatever case of craft beer he’s received in his subscription delivery today.
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's ****ing funny as
     
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  19. Lovearsenalcock

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    Exactly

    that's the irony Luv is missing here

    That's one smart kid
     
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  20. Lovearsenalcock

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    Lol I remember once, my niece was driving I flashed my phone Cam for Bantz whilst sat in back and told her that the Camera outside had just flashed her. She cried all the way home...silly cow...so dumb.

    Didn't tell her till next day...she didn't deserve to be told after that reaction
     
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