I thought she was meant to have lost a load of weight? He's got the classic "no idea what to do with my hand in photos" pose. All my wedding pictures had me with what looked like strategically photoshopped sausages hanging out of my sleeves. Yay, menshy!!
https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/13/pensioners-wish-stripper-large-chest-big-biceps-comes-true-11879674/ please log in to view this image Happy Christmas Tina!
Gas please log in to view this image https://metro.co.uk/2019/12/20/bottle-gobbled-mans-anus-tried-scratch-itch-11937799/ A patient is recovering after his anus swallowed a bottle while he was trying to relieve an itch. That old chestnut!
Maybe he was trying out a new version of Poke & Clench Silly man. Never deviate from a tried and trusted method.
I did some work for a multimedia company (back when multimedia was an actual thing) in London doing medical titles. We got to see some ****ed up ****. The best one was a person who (I'm not kidding) had a cancerous tumour taken from a kangaroo lost up their arse. Yup.
Tuna the big poof, even getting a knockback from the pope ffs https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/pope-loses-cool-over-eager-21192260
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