How about 'I was abducted by a cult' I evidently have some experience with cults so I reckon it might just work
Only 30 or so tickets left for West Ham @VVD - on sale to members plus today. Might wanna get the binoculars out though.
Members plus! Thirty left and it’s not even at standard members yet in a stadium that size, how many tickets do we take these days...
Took the full 3k... don't think West Ham offer a smaller one due to segregation issues. And yeah the whole members plus thing is a ****ing sham imo, I don't even have a normal one.
Got my ticket for Norwich. Could be my last away day of the season as Bournemouth tickets will be like gold dust.
I went to the 0-0 when it was bloody cold and snowing and not eventful at all until Boruc saved a last minute penalty and Pochettino stormed onto the pitch at the final whistle to confront Clattenburg.