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Match Day Thread Everton v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 19, 2020.

  1. Dr Van Helsing

    Dr Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    Villa

    Our next messiah is the guy you sacked


    Steve bruce
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I have a confession to make. When Hayden scored I was having a ****e in those horrid bogs.

    Whilst Lejeune was banging those two in I was in the hotel room big having another ****.

    I’m going to take lots of Imodium till Saturday now.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    done
     
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  4. Squint Eye

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    Be kind to the poor mackem. Ritchie is handful to any mackem just like a certain mackem slayer (however useless they may sometimes seem to be). Whooooaaah!
     
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  5. RobEllious

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    Typical Mackem turncoat, ****ting on seats whilst the Toon bosses it.
     
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  6. cronemeister

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    Never mind reading, get the next ****ing matchday thread up quick sharpish!
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Nah I think one game trumps even this:

    Us vs Norwich in 2016 in the champ, 2-3 at home in the 94th minute with our promotion bid going off the rails and Norwich poised to overtake us... 2 minutes later we've won 4-3.
     
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  8. Welshie

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    Back to the matter at hand though, Joelinton. The lad is ****ing ****e.

    Every week our centre backs make him look like a toilet brush wannabe prick.
     
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  9. G4rdToonArmy

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    Does that put our defenders back infront in terms of goals scored?
     
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  10. Dr Van Helsing

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    0.06

    Its who in the box?

     
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  11. Squint Eye

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    I haven't ventured much into our six-fingered's friends forum for a while; but I can bet my last shilling that they were rejoicing a few minutes before the end of the game. I would like to meet a filthy and unwashed mackem now. They must be cowering NOW! Woohoo!
     
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  12. Roland Deschain

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    Without getting into a tirade about it, it's actually a very serious problem that Bruce needs to address - nobody in that team has any faith in Joelinton. We struggle to find passes, the players aren't keen and you can see from the body language that the players just don't feel we're going to be a threat with him. It was palpable. The difference in commitment when he came off - bearing in mind we had NO striker - was unbelievable.

    It's a horrendous error in judgement. Nickson should be sacked, or at the very least warned, and Ashley should dip into his pockets like he said he would to compensate for the clubs loss. I'm not joking. We might be able to recoup about £10m for him and would be lucky with that.
     
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    Pickford trying to save the goals

     
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  15. Givemeursaltytears

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    WTF??? Did this really happen tonight? I really think we should look at starting Schar up front for our next game.....he’d hit double figures easy
     
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  16. Welshie

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    I honestly can say I've never ever seen a 2 minutes of football sum up two football clubs better than that.

    Everton, absolutely cruising, doing everything right, should be getting a bog standard 3 points at home. Against a Newcastle that have got a shambles of a starting 11, looking forward to the next game giving up. Everton, the oiled machine, completely hand over two goals and Newcastle the shambles snap them up thank you very much.

    If you asked me to sum up Everton and Newcastle football clubs, I'd show them this match.
     
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  17. Roland Deschain

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    I just long for a Newcastle United minus Atsu, Joelinton, Muto, Gayle and all the other sub-standard gash we've accumulated.
     
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  18. Dr Van Helsing

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    Shame villa won , but they have a tough run in those ****s
     
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  19. RobEllious

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    So do we. Spurs, City and Liverpool in last five games along with Brightom and Watford away. Safe to say we won't finish this season like last.
     
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  20. Dr Van Helsing

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    Yeah but we are 7 points clear them only 2

    We could be on 40 points by march
     
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    Stuck with jokelinton for years
     
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